Today Thomas wrote about some amazing press materials that Mitsubishi sent journalists: namely a pressure diagram of a human butt meant to demonstrate just how comfortable the new Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV’s seats are. The comments on that post, which has only been up a few hours, are great. Here’s the best one.
Let’s get straight to this gem from Autopian contributor Mark Tucker:
Mitsubishi is the butt of a lot of jokes, and they’re always bringing up the rear in sales, but this is some technology I can get behind! Thanks for getting to the bottom of this.
Mr. Regular once said I was the only person to out-fart him. I appreciate Mitsu aiming straight for the bottom (of our hearts).
Mitsubishi clearly knows its buyers, I guess. Er, sorta. Give us a good new Lancer, ya dingdongs.
(ETA: I hella forgot I commented already. I just ate ice cream, though, so you know what’s next.)
Ha!
Called it!
This is some top-tier Dad joke. *golf clap*
bottom-tier Dad joke, really. 😉
Mitsubishi sales have bottomed out! Could we be seeing the end?
As the proud owner of a Mitsubishi, I have the farts.
Let’s not take it that far.
Stick to your real fear… Ants.
Ants fear the barking spiders.
I fear no fart.
I fear the shart.
Is that why your 944 is a parsh?
I have farted in my parsh.
Farsh.
> Winner, 24 Hours of Lemons Index of Effluency
Checks out
I prefer to let the effluent out before I get in the car. Add lightness, and DOMINATE (or not…usually not).