Citroën Built A Special Edition Car Based On A Disposable Pen And It Just Makes No Sense

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Special edition cars are sort of inherently strange things, especially ones that tie in with unrelated brands. I get the general thinking: by teaming up with some established brand or product, you can pull in devotées of both camps, and then sell more cars, and everyone wins. Usually, the brands that are paired up with are ones that actually do have some sort of following, like those designer-signature cars, such as AMC’s Gucci Hornet or  Volkswagen’s Etienne Aigner Edition Cabriolet or even the Nautica Edition Mercury Villager[Ed Note: Or the Grand Cherokee Orvis edition. -DT]. One thing all of these very different special edition/brand tie-in cars have in common is that the partner brands were relatively high-end, and imparted a sense of quality or status or exclusivity.

That could be why none of these companies thought to reach out to a company that made, say, disposable plastic products so cheap and ubiquitous that they’re almost invisible in everyday life. You know, products so valueless that they’re one of the few commercial items in modern society people routinely and absent-mindedly steal without any guilt or repercussions. Products like, say, disposable pens. Well, most carmakers avoided this kind of tie-in, but not all. Not, for example, Citroën, who, in 1998, proudly gave unto the world the Citroën Saxo Bic.

Yes, the Saxo Bic. Bic as in the company best known for making three very useful and humble disposable things: razors, lighters, and pens. Citroën was pretty discriminating here, since they seem to be focused on just the disposable ball point pen aspect of Bic for their little hatchback, because having a special edition car based on a lighter or razor would be ridiculous, right? Not like a disposable pen, which, of course, makes a metric crapload of sense.

Bicpens

Everything about this fascinates me. No slight to the classic Bic ballpoint pen, which is really an under-appreciated design icon, one of the few objects that I suspect nearly everybody has handled extensively and is intimately familiar with, in a gut-level, tactile way. I know the contours of that cap by feel, in my hand or even mouth, and I’ve employed that cap to cover ball point tips and clean ears and act as a spaceship to fight boring-class ennui more times than I can count. You could argue that these pens are one of the defining objects of modern life.

At the same time, they’re so common and worthless as to be forgettable. I suspect they’re one of those things that, for normal people, you’ve owned hundreds of them, and very likely only actually bought a tiny fraction. Because mostly you just find them in drawers or on tables or windowsills, and that’s just fine. I’m not even sure “owned” is the right word for Bic pens; they enter your life as needed, and then just disappear, somehow, only to be summoned again, somehow, at your next time of need.

Saxobics Ext

So, how did Bic pens end up as a theme for a special edition of a car? Were the Q-Tip people not returning any calls? The prima donnas at Ziploc were too difficult to work with? Maybe focus groups found that Acco paper clips just weren’t resonating with the youths anymore? Whatever it was, Bic ball-point pens won the day, and so got their special edition Saxo.

As far as what special edition meant in this context, it doesn’t seem like Citroën busted their collective ass too hard to make this happen. The car was the basic Saxo – a tidy little transverse-engined car that was a badge-engineered sibling to the Peugeot 106. By Citroën standards, it’s quite a conventional little car, and could be had with a variety of inline-four engines ranging from 1-liter/50 horsepower to a ravenous 1.6-liter/120 hp hot version.

The Saxo Bic edition I don’t think ever got that engine, instead having a choice of four engines (1.0, 1.1, 1.4, and a 1.5-liter diesel) and a few things to make it Bic-style: little Bic badges in the side molding strips, a decal of the little ball-headed BIC guy (officially known as the Bic Schoolboy, it seems or just BIC Boy) on the C-pillars, a bright yellow shift knob and little yellow balls on the door locking knobs. Also, there was the colorful casino-carpet-style “Tetoubo” upholstery with yellow piping all around, and, most oddly, each seat belt was a different color. Oh, and the car itself could be had in one of six colors: white, silver, green, blue, red, or orange, the color closest to the iconic plastic pen, I think.

Bicsaxo Stuf

I suppose that’s a reasonable set of things to define a special edition car? And yet, it’s worth remembering that this was a special edition to commemorate a pen. And not like a Mont Blanc or something swanky like that, a fucking disposable Bic pen. I’ve been writing about this for paragraphs and I’m still amazed.

Only 6,000 Saxo Bics were made, but I suppose that was enough to merit their own commercial, which seemed to imply the car had some sort of unholy power to control Bic pens:

Is… is that car attempting to stab the meter-person with the pen? Is that what’s happening there? Are we witnessing an assault by a car that wants to avoid a ticket, so it takes some sort of magickal control of that woman’s disposable pen and positions it to stab her in the head? That’s what’s happening there, right? I just want to be sure it’s not just me seeing this.

There’s actually at least one Saxo Bic fan video out there, too – well, I assume it’s a fan video, because I nearly failed college French and don’t really understand but every 20th word in this:

This thing fascinates me. It’s like a strange celebration of the humble, the mundane, the utilitarian. The car is already a little unpretentious workhorse, a basic economy hatchback that I’m sure does its job just fine and doesn’t attract undue attention. The same goes for Bic pens, I suppose. They just work. They’re around, you use them, then you stop thinking about them. The only time they let you down is when they’re finally out of ink, and when that happens you just scribble a bit on a page to see if there’s any more marking-juice in there, and if not you fling it away without another thought and find another one. Or, if you’re me, you put the cap back on it and stick it back in the pen cup, so you can be frustrated all over again at a later date in the future.

Maybe, in that context, this makes a sort of strange sense.

 

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107 thoughts on “Citroën Built A Special Edition Car Based On A Disposable Pen And It Just Makes No Sense

  1. I lived in London for a time, and actually saw one of these on the street. My first thought was “why would someone put Bic stickers on their Citroën?” because I couldn’t imagine any other logical reason to explain what I saw. Now I know, thank you.

  2. Oh wow, I hadn’t thought of the Saxo Bic in years. Such a puzzling tie-in. Maybe more puzzling than the VW Golf III Pink Floyd, Bon Jovi or Rolling Stones special editions.

  3. Jason, Jason, Jason. Do your research. I will touch on this later. But first if I were to do a car edition of something Bic the Razor is of course the item to pick. Razor-sharp cornering, great handling for close shave driving, and of course a clean shaven French racing driver with his arms around two hopefully properly shaved hot persons who identify as women. Second, as for a Peugeot edition car I would go Pringles. Yes potato flakes in a cardboard tube with the same tensile strength of a Peugeot. But now back to that Bic Peugeot it actually was a promo buy a 10 pack of Bic pens get a Peugeot. I don’t think it was successful.

    1. I believe smoking is only one of several national passions – tied with setting cars on fire, drinking wine, not working, and being rude to visiting Americans.

      1. Also: talking about meals you’ve had or are looking forward to having *while you’re currently eating a meal*, talking about eating like it’s sex, and being antisemitic.

        1. I was gonna give you a “hell yeah” until the very last bit. Are we known for antisemitism? If you’d told me we have a large anti-muslim fringe I’d have agreed with you, as half the political spectrum rides that wave here but antisemitism? Really?

      2. If you’ve been to Paris, don’t worry, they’re rude to everyone.
        If it was somewhere else in France, it was probably just because you were a visiting American.

    1. As far as brand cache goes, LLB is/was known for trendy, expensive outdoors wear and gear. Attaching that to a Subaru was the 90’s equivalent of them making an Outback Patagonia edition today. Not a far stretch to see the connection. Where’s the lifestyle connection between Bic and a Citroen?

      1. TBF LLBean was a deushy guy, camping gear always perfectly clean never seen the forest. Same Era Subaru was shall we say a model for Lady woods persons and LPGA Athletes. Only thing matching up there was the Deusch.

      2. I think they were playing on the ubiquity and ready utility of Bic products to suggest their little car was just as handy, though , as suggested by production numbers, the Citroen Bic was assuredly not ubiquitous.

      3. Where’s the lifestyle connection between Bic and a Citroen?

        We think of Citroen as the engineering powerhouse it once was but in Europe for decades the 2CV and Visa made them synonymous with ‘cheap, durable, and disposable’. That’s basically Bic’s brand philosophy, is it not?

  4. It Just Makes No Sense

    The French hailed Jerry Lewis as a comedic genius. In that context, Citroën (a French carmaker) building a car based on a disposable pen makes perfect sense…

  5. If it’s even 50% as accurate as portrayed in The Grand Tour’s “Carnage a Trois”, French cars in France are treated as disposable, so branding as a disposable pen makes perfect sense.

    I always thought Charmin should have partnered with Chrysler and thrown a quilted white paint job on a PT Cruiser, this making the TP Cruiser.

    1. Well, that’s livin’ large!
      I wouldn’t be able to stand the strain of always having to keep track of that pen.
      In fact, I partly chose my bank because it has the most branches here: I’m never far from a place where I can swipe a pen without complaint

    2. Similar. I had a boss whose son gave him a pen as a gift, and he said, “Ever since I cared about the pen, I’ve never lost it.” So I bought myself a really nice pen, and sure enough, never lost it. The couple of times I left it somewhere, someone gave it back to me. Stopped using disposable pens entirely.

        1. Ahh yeah, I’ve used those Zebra pens, they’re great!

          At the time (2007) I was doing a lot of writing in my job, and got myself a Cross ATX rollerball pen, which is terrific with the selectip 0.5MM gel refills. Even now that almost everything is electronic, I do still have to sign things from time to time, and it still makes me happy to pull out of my pocket and use. It was definitely worth it (to me).

  6. Bic’s watersports division was founded in 1979 as a by-product of the family’s passion for watersports. It has evolved into a very large watersports division that now includes Windsurfing, SUP, Kayaks and Sailing. All of these products are designed and built by a passionate design and production team in France. Their exclusive construction methods and materials produce reliable and durable products that are ideal for those seeking long term durability and consistent performance. Tahe’s molded technologies in Ace-Tec and Dura-Tec are the primary constructions that have been recognized for years for their dependable long term reliability and quality. 

    1. I had one of their windsurfers back in the day. Won it as a door prize at a charity event. I recall the board being quite good, but the rigging was pretty fragile. I passed it on to someone once I lost the half chewed cap.

  7. I remember BIC made cool surfboards back in the 80’s and the 90’s so I’m guessing the Saxo was piggybacking more on that reputation rather than the Cristal.

    1. Yes, BIC had a line of windsurfers, the model names were based on musical genres. “Reggae”, “Hard Rock”, “Rock and Roll”, etc. Like other BIC products, they got the job done and where a good value. I still have a “Hard Rock” windsurfer out in the shed.

  8. So if someone steals your Saxo Bic, will it take the owner 3 weeks to realize it’s gone and then they can just go permanently borrow someone else’s with no shame?

  9. Does anyone remember the old “Flick your Bic” ads?
    Actually like these little cars except for all French Pep Boys style of the designer upgrades.
    I wonder what Lt. Colombo would have thought about this.

  10. I dunno, it makes sense to me – it does what you ask of it, cheerfully, and requires nothing until next time you need it. And no prestige whatsoever (this is a positive to many). Just like a Bic.

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