Guess The Mainstream Car These Bizarre “Neo-Classic” Cars Are Based On

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You know what’s an endlessly amusing category of car that’s somehow, improbably, still around? Neoclassic cars. I think the term originated with Virgil Exner’s attempts to revive the Stutz and Duesenberg  marques in the 1960s, and then popularized with the Excalibur soon afterwards. Neoclassical cars are, essentially, modern cars (well, modern for whatever era they were built) but re-bodied to look like dramatic cars from the 1920s and 1930s. Generally, they tend to go for long and low and big, swooping fenders and side pipes and lots of chrome and jewelry and are wildly showy things. Generally, if you’re the sort of person who is willing to wear a gold chain that would be substantial enough to secure a schooner to the dock, then maybe a neoclassic car is for you.

The thing about most neoclassic cars is that they tend to be built by small, low-volume carmakers who don’t have the ability to produce entirely new bodies. As a result, most neoclassic cars, as transformed as they are, still maintain some hints of what their original donor cars were. It’s kind of fun to see if you can spot these details, which is what this little quiz is all about!

I have 14 neoclassic cars listed below: see if you can tell, just by looking, no Googling now, what the original donor cars were! Stick your answers in the comments, and then, only after that, you can click the answers link below.

Oh, and don’t be fooled by the VW Beetle turn inidicators; a surprising number of these cars use them, yet only one is based on a VW Beetle body (and not the drivetrain; how did they buy new just-bodies from VW?). This’ll be fun, I promise! Off you go!

1 Philipsberlina 2 Clenet 3 Panther 4 Mitsuoka 5 Kanzler

6 Classictiffany 7 Phantom 8 Zimmergoldenspirit 9 Spartan2 10 Zimmergslimo 11 Zimmercoupe 12 Zimmerquicksilver 13 Archer 14 Baroquecoupe

Some were easy, some were pretty tricky, right? Okay, put your guesses in the comments, then come back here and see how you did! There’s no prize, just like so much of life, but I’ll respect that you did it.

(thanks to The Bishop for a crapload of research and image hunting!)

 

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70 thoughts on “Guess The Mainstream Car These Bizarre “Neo-Classic” Cars Are Based On

  1. Many pulled-from-my-ass guesses…

    1. C3 Vette
    2. VW Beetle
    3. Chevy/GMC Silvarado1500
    4. Toybaru BRZ
    5. VW Beetle
    6. Late 80s Mercury Cougar
    7. Buick Reatta
    8. 80s Fox Mustang
    9. 70s Olds Cutlass
    10. Lincoln Town Car
    11. Late 00’s Mustang
    12. Fiero
    13. 70s/80s Fiat Spyder
    14. Late 70s/early 80s Buick Regal
    1. Eh, 9/14. That’s passing, right? Or do I only get 1/2 credit for Beetle vs. Super Beetle (yeah, I should have caught the curved windshield!)

  2. Got all of them except #3. I recognized the doors as British, though.

    Ever since The Grand Tour featured a Mitsuoka LeSeyde in their latest special, whenever a neoclassic car of any type gets posted in a social media group there are now several replies that it must be a LeSeyde. I can’t help but be annoyed that somehow those people missed like 30 years of fairly well-known American neoclassics that existed like Zimmers, Excaliburs, etc. and think this level of tackiness is a recent Japanese invention.

  3. If you’re having trouble, here’s a good strategy when you’re trying to recognize any weird rebody:

    Look at the doors first.

    The doors are often the easiest giveaway, though sometimes it can be the side glass – which is next to the door.

  4. Oy vey, they’re all awful, although an argument could be made that the Panther is actually an improvement on the donor car. In comparison to the rest, it’s almost tasteful.

  5. I am sure I won’t have them all correct but my no research guesses

    1 C3 Corvette
    2 VW Beetle

    4 Nissan 240SX (silvia)
    5 Opel GT
    6 Mercury Cougar
    7 Firebird/Camaro
    8 Mustang

    10 Lincoln Town Car
    11 Ford Mustang
    12 Fiero
    13
    14 Oldsmobile Cutlass, Buick Regal – 80s

  6. I don’t know what any of the answers are, I’m just happy to have totally bonkers off-the-wall Torchininsky let loose while DT’s away! We need more of this!

  7. 1- C3 Corvette
    2- VW Bug?
    3- BMC Landcrab?
    4- Lexus SC?
    5- Opel 1900
    6- ’83 Mercury Cougar
    7- Camaro/Trans Am
    8- Ford LTD / Crown Vic
    9- Nissan 300 ZX
    10- Lincoln Town Car
    11- Mustang
    12- Olds Toronado/Trofeo
    13- Fiat 124 Spider
    14- Chevy MonteCarlo

  8. 1) C3 Corvette
    2) VW Beetle
    3) Volvo 240
    4) 4th Gen Prelude
    5) Is an abomination Porsche 911
    6) 83-86 Mercury Cougar
    7) 3rd Gen Camaro
    8) 5th Gen Thunderbird
    9) 1st Gen 300ZX
    10) Maybe a Buick Park Avenue
    11) 5th Gen Mustang
    12) I’ve seen this one before but it’s heavily modified so I can’t place it.
    13) First Gen FIAT Spider
    14) 5th Gen Olds Cutlass

  9. I got 5 of 14, but 2 of those were really easy, the other 2 easy if recognized the side rear windows, and the last one was a lucky/informed guess based off the glass roof panels.

  10. 1 C3Vette
    2 Beetle
    3 No Clue
    4 Nissan 180?
    5 OMG is that a 911?
    6 Cougar
    7 Fiero
    8 No idea 
    9 300Z
    10 Lincoln Town car
    11 Edge Mustang
    12 Fiero
    13 Fiat 2000?
    14 80’s Caddilac

  11. I am sure my guesses are terrible but here goes. Where is the Stutz Blackhawk, BTW?

    C3 CorvetteMustang IIFord GranadaNissan ZPorsche 911 (NOOOO!)Mercury CougarBuick RegalCadillac EldoradoCadillac Eldorado (maybe one will be right)Crown VicMustangT-birdFiat 2000
    The sheer number of these abortions makes me wonder. Is there actually a market for these things or are there just random human mutations that make people want to make them?

  12. I don’t think I’ve seen the Zimmer Quicksilver before. If you told me this was a rejected design for the Lincoln Mark VIII, I’d believe you.

  13. The Phillips was a Corvette, Clenet used a Super Beetle, Tiffany used a Cougar, Johnson was a Camaro, Zimmer used Mustangs for 2-doors and Town Cars for 4-doors in both incarnations of the company, edit – and a Fiero for the Quicksilver

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