Home At Last: GMC Yukon vs Chevy K10 vs Honda Odyssey vs Ford Bronco II

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Happy Friday, Autopians! We have arrived in Maryland, safe and sound. My dad’s old Chrysler 300 ran like a top the whole way and returned an average of 28 miles per gallon over the entire trip. And the cats were angels, except for one minor accident in the crate. My lovely wife/copilot Erika has been in charge of picking cars this week, so today we’re going to take a second look at her “Greatest Hits.”

You all surprised me again yesterday by picking Mr. Plow‘s Ford Bronco II over the far more sensible Honda Pilot. That makes me very happy. Crappy and beat-up is one thing, but crappy, beat-up, and boring? That’s going too far.

Yes, that Bronco is rusted all to hell. Yes, it was used as a snowplow, which is just about the meanest thing you can do to a truck. But I look at it, and I see a cool vehicle that has led a hard life. I look at the Pilot, and I see someone admitting defeat. I just can’t do it.

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So now we’ve got two rusty stick shift 4x4s, and two primarily-people-mover SUVs to choose from. Which one is your favorite? Let’s recap, and then you can choose.

1996 GMC Yukon – $1,800

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Monday’s winner was this wonderful old high-mileage GMT400-based Yukon, complete with barn doors in the back. It’s from the era when SUVs were still trucky enough to remind you that you weren’t driving an Impala, but not so rough and ready that they beat you half to death just going to the grocery store. It’s easy to drive, damn near bulletproof mechanically, and dirt cheap for what it is.

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In fact, it’s such a good deal that many of you questioned the authenticity of the ad. I have no doubt that this truck is being sold for this price. Car prices in the Portland area are bizarre; cars that you’d think would be expensive go for cheap, and cars you’d assume no one cares about sell for big bucks. This is a reliable, capable vehicle, but it’s also a gas hog that takes a lot of room to parallel park. Add in the damaged front bumper, and I’m not surprised it’s undervalued and still hasn’t sold.

1982 Chevrolet K10 Stepside – $3,000

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Tuesday’s winner was this awesome Chevy stepside pickup. It’s got that magic combination of  V8, manual transmission, and four-wheel-drive, which was apparently enough to get the majority of you to overlook the rust. This is a project, no doubt – but a worthy one.

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The great thing about this truck is that everything – and I mean everything – you need to make it nice again is just a click away. And if you want more power, there are a bazillion aftermarket companies ready to help there as well. It’s a blank slate, ready for you to dig into and rebuild your way.

2003 Honda Odyssey – $2,000

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Honda Odyssey minivans are really nice, comfortable, practical vehicles that are let down by a transmission that simply isn’t up to the task. I’m familiar with the problem; we had to give up on a mid-90s Ford Explorer that my wife just loved for the same reason. When the transmission started slipping the second time in that one, I just couldn’t see shelling out another three grand to rebuild it again. This Odyssey has had its transmission rebuilt once, but when is the next failure?

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But the idea of a comfortable, practical box on wheels was enough to get the majority of you to take a chance on mechanical issues. After all, it’s a $2,000 car – no one is expecting to get decades of faithful service out of it. If it goes, it goes, and until it does, you’ve got a nice cheap used vehicle that can hold a shit-ton of stuff.

1986 Ford Bronco II – $1,900

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Which brings us back around to yesterday’s winner: this tired old Bronco II. I admit that I’m biased towards this one, despite its condition; an ex-girlfriend of mine had a Bronco II with a five-speed for a while. I got to drive it a few times, and it was a “hoot and a half,” as the saying goes. But I also remember watching her drive it, in shorts in the summer, the way her calf muscle flexed when she worked the clutch. I couldn’t help but stare. But anyway.

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This one is still probably a ton of fun to drive, but it’s in sorry shape. Yes, that’s Gaffer’s tape around the windshield, and I think it’s there because the seal leaks. It also looks like the holes in the doglegs and along the bottom of the doors may have been patched with tape – and then painted over. But if you’re looking for a show truck, you’re reading the wrong column.

That wraps it up for this week. I have no idea what next week will bring; I’m currently sitting in a lawn chair in my new living room because our furniture isn’t going to be here for another two weeks. Fear not, however; I can still dish up two fresh servings of piping-hot crappy cars every morning. It’s what we do here. Thanks for reading, and don’t forget to vote!

(Image credits: Craigslist sellers)

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33 thoughts on “Home At Last: GMC Yukon vs Chevy K10 vs Honda Odyssey vs Ford Bronco II

  1. I drove the Yukon’s “little” brother, a Tahoe of the same vintage, for a couple of years as a TV news photographer. (Cameras, a tripod and lighting and gear audio gear were a lot bigger back then.)

    Other than trying to find spots big enough to park it in congested urban environments, it was pleasant enough to drive, sometimes for hours on end to and from assignments.

  2. I drove the Yukon’s “little” brother, a Tahoe of the same vintage, for a couple of years as a TV news photographer. (Cameras, a tripod and lighting and gear audio gear were a lot bigger back then.)

    Other than trying to find spots big enough to park it in congested urban environments, it was pleasant enough to drive, sometimes for hours on end to and from assignments.

  3. This was so difficult but have to go with the Yukon since it’s such a great deal and has barn doors. I really wanted that K10 though! It’s awesome except for the rust…I’ll just use the Yukon for a while, fix it up some, then sell it for more but still a reasonable price and use that (+ a lot more $ since C10’s are spendy- K10’s too of course) to find a C10 that I like instead & fix that up

  4. This was so difficult but have to go with the Yukon since it’s such a great deal and has barn doors. I really wanted that K10 though! It’s awesome except for the rust…I’ll just use the Yukon for a while, fix it up some, then sell it for more but still a reasonable price and use that (+ a lot more $ since C10’s are spendy- K10’s too of course) to find a C10 that I like instead & fix that up

  5. Had to vote Yukon again. I would buy in a heartbeat and figure out what to tell my wife afterwards. I see no downsides there?

    The minivan would be cool if I still had a need for one. I just can’t pull the trigger on the poor rusty plow truck or the rusty trusty? K10. If it was an earlier step-side or even a 70’s fleet-side Ford or Chevy, I might consider putting in the work. But for that level of work, it’s got to be something I love or it’s just drudgery.

  6. Had to vote Yukon again. I would buy in a heartbeat and figure out what to tell my wife afterwards. I see no downsides there?

    The minivan would be cool if I still had a need for one. I just can’t pull the trigger on the poor rusty plow truck or the rusty trusty? K10. If it was an earlier step-side or even a 70’s fleet-side Ford or Chevy, I might consider putting in the work. But for that level of work, it’s got to be something I love or it’s just drudgery.

  7. I’d love that stepside if it weren’t rusty and securely buried in the middle of the unsmoggable era. Wouldn’t be impossible to update the engine to something twice as powerful and five times as clean, but why bother if I have to replace so much rusty sheet metal?

    As for the Bronco II, while I have exceedingly fond memories of a surprisingly carnal snuggle under a blanket with my girlfriend in the way-back of an ’84 Bronco II while my future mother-in-law, all unawares, drove us down the mountain after viewing a meteor shower, I also remember what a total POS it was. This one was old enough to be a 4-speed, and there was an issue with the front hubs that prevented it from going into 4wd, but beyond that it was noisy, top-heavy, underpowered, got terrible gas mileage, and just wasn’t any fun at all. For the driver at least. Buckets of fun for the teenagers in the way-back.

    And I already have an Odyssey. It’s great. So Yukon it is.

  8. I’d love that stepside if it weren’t rusty and securely buried in the middle of the unsmoggable era. Wouldn’t be impossible to update the engine to something twice as powerful and five times as clean, but why bother if I have to replace so much rusty sheet metal?

    As for the Bronco II, while I have exceedingly fond memories of a surprisingly carnal snuggle under a blanket with my girlfriend in the way-back of an ’84 Bronco II while my future mother-in-law, all unawares, drove us down the mountain after viewing a meteor shower, I also remember what a total POS it was. This one was old enough to be a 4-speed, and there was an issue with the front hubs that prevented it from going into 4wd, but beyond that it was noisy, top-heavy, underpowered, got terrible gas mileage, and just wasn’t any fun at all. For the driver at least. Buckets of fun for the teenagers in the way-back.

    And I already have an Odyssey. It’s great. So Yukon it is.

  9. I am still having a hard time believing that Yukon is only worth $1800 in Portland. If that really is a fair price there, Portland is even weirder than I thought.

    1. For reference, my K1500 was $1,200 with 190,000 miles on it. Just needed tires and shocks. Pre-COVID, but still. Pricing is kind of flukey, and if you are in the right place at the right time, there are some screaming deals around there.

      1. Wow. I’m surprised at how good those deals are. Trucks are cheaper here in Florida than some places I have lived, but $1800 for the Yukon or $1200 for your truck would be good deals here, even pre-COVID.

        It is amazing how much vehicle prices vary by region.

  10. I am still having a hard time believing that Yukon is only worth $1800 in Portland. If that really is a fair price there, Portland is even weirder than I thought.

    1. For reference, my K1500 was $1,200 with 190,000 miles on it. Just needed tires and shocks. Pre-COVID, but still. Pricing is kind of flukey, and if you are in the right place at the right time, there are some screaming deals around there.

      1. Wow. I’m surprised at how good those deals are. Trucks are cheaper here in Florida than some places I have lived, but $1800 for the Yukon or $1200 for your truck would be good deals here, even pre-COVID.

        It is amazing how much vehicle prices vary by region.

  11. Yukon. It is too nice for that price unless there is some awful secret not shown in the pics.

    The Stepside is cool in concept. But that cab is trashed, the bed doesn’t look great either. No pics of the frame, can’t say I’d be surprised if it is not in great shape. Maybe if I could verify the frame and bed are mostly still there and talk the seller down to $2k.

  12. Yukon. It is too nice for that price unless there is some awful secret not shown in the pics.

    The Stepside is cool in concept. But that cab is trashed, the bed doesn’t look great either. No pics of the frame, can’t say I’d be surprised if it is not in great shape. Maybe if I could verify the frame and bed are mostly still there and talk the seller down to $2k.

  13. GMT400 again, please.

    Also, a trip like that sounds like it would be a great time in a 300! I love those cars too, the bf unit inherited his grandparents’ 06 300C, so we get to have our Hemi fix whenever we want, which I definitely enjoy.

  14. GMT400 again, please.

    Also, a trip like that sounds like it would be a great time in a 300! I love those cars too, the bf unit inherited his grandparents’ 06 300C, so we get to have our Hemi fix whenever we want, which I definitely enjoy.

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