How Is The Rock Not A Chevy Truck Guy? COTD

Well, we finally have conclusive evidence that David has gone Hollywood. Our favorite rustman drives a modern BMW, picked up a rust-free Jeep, and now he’s been seen in the presence of at least one movie star. I think I read something in his post about Açaí bowls and bubble tea? I didn’t even know you could have Açaí in a bowl!

I suppose I have to continue the tradition of driving rusty, unreliable heaps and pissing off my city while doing so. Though, sleeping with my lawyer does give me an edge. Wait, hold on a minute. The Rock stopped by Galpin to pick up a Ford F-150 Raptor R? LTDScott wins our first COTD for this clever joke:

I figured Dwayne Johnson would be a Chevy truck guy thanks to Bob Seger.

For a moment, I thought LTDScott would take all of COTD today. However, you readers have a lot of jokes and they’re just too good not to share. Next, we’re moving to a Cold Start, where Jason presented a pair of taillight pants courtesy of reader Paul B. The jokes in there were arguably even better!

Paul Jones made up an entire ass car:

I may be wrong, but those taillights look like they came off the Citroën De’rriere, a one-of-one concept intended as the successor to the legendary Déesse.

Unique features included an integrated tailpipe, anti-submarine seat cushions and an oversized rear-view mirror, all designed to enhance the driving experience. Sadly these innovations were derided as asinine by the French motoring press. To make matters worse, it became the butt of jokes for its sloppy handling, sagging (and sometimes explosively deflated) air suspension, and failure to meet emission standards. Before Citroën could even announce that it was to be offered in five shades of brown, the project had been canned.

The taillights were cool though.

Finally, flyingstitch hit the comments with a joke that still has us smiling:

Those reverse lamps are a wearable reminder to always have a backup plan.

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Thank you so much for the workday laughs. Have a great Thursday!