I’m Still A Changli Man, It Seems: Cold Start

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After yesterday’s story lamenting the swollen battery issues I’m having with my Changli, the cheapest new car in the world, just for the hell of it I thought I’d see what Changli prices were like now, and what sort of new models were available. I saw that prices had gone up a bit, but they’re still dirt cheap, and, more importantly, I saw they’re still using pictures of me and my Changli on their Alibaba ordering pages. I’m amused to be the unpaid and seemingly official (?) American face of Changli, even with my current bloated battery woes.

Look at all the screengrabs they’re using from my videos! I love it. Also, I’m pretty sure they thought David and I were a couple at one point. Whatever helps them sell cars! Fine by me.

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As you can see, the Changli lineup is pretty vast, and these seem to be just their four-wheeler options; there’s lots of three-wheel ones, too. It looks like mine, the Freeman, has gone up in price to $1,450, but a new $1,291 model is available too with different bodywork and, it seems, lacking the opening rear door. There’s also trucks and even full-sized, real-seeming cars, too, for about $20 grand. I’m really curious about those $10,000 options, too.

I need to get out to the Changli factory and really see what they’ve got going on. This is all just too fascinating.

48 thoughts on “I’m Still A Changli Man, It Seems: Cold Start

  1. Oh you just know that if you visit the Changli factories there are cardboard cutouts of Jason everywhere, and repurposed WWJD bracelets/attire everywhere.

  2. Ha, I even saw Donut had a copycat-ish video of “cheapest pickup in the world!” or something with another Changli. (Didn’t have time to watch, just saw it in my YouTube suggestions.)

    You’ve started something, I guess. You’ve got imitators now.

  3. I want that single cab pickup one so much. I wonder if I could justify it as a way to haul tools and building supplies around our mountain bike trails…

  4. Hmm, if you could work out a VIP tour of the Changli factory, maybe you could combine it with a trip to also check out those wacky rear engine three wheelers Fulu builds – they’re in Shandong, that’s just the next province up, practically neighbors

  5. It’s a better than average golf cart at a fair price, with a good spokesman!

    I’d actually be really interested in an article series on the manufacturer. Chinese cars tend to be a black void of anonymity that randomly announce reasonable looking cars at low prices that we’ll never see or knock off looking cars at suspicious prices that can’t be really in production. Would be nice to see the people behind the scenes building these things!

    1. I think some of the business practices are part of the secret sauce, better leave them, well, secret. In my town, a few Chinese owners of competing sushi businesses got into gun play, because one accused his former apprentices of stealing his bussiness secrets aka methods to eek out the thinnest of profits while keeping prices ridiculously low. Sometimes you don’t really need a deep dive, but to keep a bit of mystique and not the Mercury kind.

  6. I need to get out to the Changli factory and really see what they’ve got going on”

    Yes, yes, and yes! I am sure Tycho can help you out, but Changli already loves you so that probably won’t even be necessary.

  7. I love everything about the Changli!

    I love its styling. I love its affordability. I love its practicality. I love its “Fashion” decal. I love the story of how you imported it. I love the tests you’ve put it through and the way it excelled far better than a vehicle at its price point could be expected to perform. I love the way the company shamelessly rips off your photos and video stills and uses them in their advertising.

    Most of all, I love how happy it makes you. I can feel the joy while reading your writeups about it. I hope that the battery replacement is a relatively quick and easy fix because I really want you to get back behind the wheel again soon.

  8. To really fly the flag as the Hollywood half of Chang-Li’s power couple, David should trade in his i3 for one of those options at the $10k price point.

  9. Batteries for cars are about $120-$300. So, let’s suggest $200 a piece for the size you have. That’s $1000 for replacement. You’re not buying the Lithium one for $800 why?????

  10. If Jason ever gets the ChangLi running again, he needs to re-skin it with Chun Li graphics… you know, the the character from the Street Fighter series.

      1. I believe they dated for a bit, but Jason’s wife didn’t really like finding spaghetti in the shower drain, and Jason chose the mother of his child over his soulmate. It was pretty sad, actually.

          1. JASON [sobbing]: David, you’ll never survive without your shower spaghetti, but you’ll survive without me. Go, you rusty angel, and live the life you deserve.

            The pair embrace. Zoom to a flake of rust carried by David’s tears.

            Fade to black.

  11. Now I have that song as an earworm with an odd sounding Neil Young “Changli” stuck in there like a really bad late night TV bleep of a profanity.

    1. For me it’s Dolly Parton. “Changli, Changli, Changli, Changliiiiiiiiii… I’m beggin’ of you, please don’t take my man…”

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