Welcome back to another edition of Tales From The Slack, our Members Only peek at the behind-the-scenes goings-on here The Autopian. As expected, it’s quite bean-heavy:
You see, Adrian, as part of the British Ministry of Culture’s outreach plan, has sent tins of Heinz beans to high-ranking Autopians like Jason and David. If he can get them to really enjoy beans on toast, he will receive an anthology of Andy Capp comics, every year, for life.
David’s Takes
This week David decided he wanted to do an opinion piece every weekend, so Jason made this “bug” for the topshot images:
This led to some speculations involving magic mushrooms:
Slightly Dirty Talk
You know David’s hit series, Trade In Tuesdays? Have you thought about what the acronym for that would be? We sure have!
See? We’re children. Big dumb children.
Beans on toast is some serious Great Depression era cuisine. My Grammy Hazel used to gum her baked beans on toast and insist it was delicious.
Joe Walsh’s I.L.B.Ts is not “I like big trucks” But David’s could be.
You’re children, and getting paid to be children
Its awesome.
I get paid to play with heavy equipment. Its also awesome.
Being an adult is cool sometimes.