As the Russian invasion of Ukraine rolls on, the toll of war continues to mount on both sides. Two long years of combat have seen Russia’s ground forces lose thousands upon thousands of trucks and armored vehicles. Manufacturing capacity to replace those losses is limited, and new military-spec vehicles don’t come cheap. The dire situation of Russian logistics has thus led to an unexpected turn.
Enter the Bukhanka, which roughly translates to “loaf” in English. It’s the colloquial Russian term used to refer to the UAZ-452 for its resemblance to a loaf of bread. It’s also known as the “Scooby Doo Van” to some commentators. The humble four-wheel-drive van has a distinguished position as one of the oldest vehicle designs still in production today. It first debuted in 1965, four years before NASA landed men on the moon. It shares its title with the Beijing BJ212, which also entered production the same year.
Russia was once thought to have one of the most formidable land armies on the planet. Two years of war have brought that into question, as has the use of unarmored vehicles for logistical purposes.
1. The Loaf (Bukhanka), a van designed in 1965, has become russia’s main battlefield transport vehicle. The Loaf reveals a lot about how well russia is doing in Ukraine. pic.twitter.com/pQ6R3vo0Df
— DanielR (@DanielR33187703) June 5, 2024
Originally designed for military use, the UAZ-452 originally shipped with a 75 horsepower 2.4-liter engine capable of running on terrible gasoline with as little as 72 octane. A 1985 upgrade saw the model adopt a 99-horsepower engine. Today, UAZ ships the van with a 2.7-liter engine good for 112-horsepower. It expects higher-quality 92-octane fuel, however.
The bread-like van still retains the same loaf-like body style that stretches all the way back to its birth in 1965. It’s one of those cases where the manufacturer hasn’t seen fit to ain’t-fix what ain’t-broken. The current sales brochure indicates several bodystyles are available, including a cab-chassis, trayback, and truck versions. It also goes by the name UAZ Classic. While it was designed for military users, it was as a utility vehicle, not a combat vehicle.
Ultimately, the Bukhanka had the basics down pat from the start. It has a regular four-wheel-drive system with a low-range transfer case and diff locks available for when the going gets tough. Approach and departure angles are solid if not exceptional, at 30 degrees and 27 degrees apiece. It’s also rated to ford depths up to 1.6 feet. It’s a simple formula and one that makes few concessions to ride comfort or NVH. Regardless, it works. The Bukhanka gets where it needs to go, and it remains easy to maintain and repair when necessary.
The Bukhanka is a simple, rugged off-roader, but that’s not enough to survive on a modern battlefield. As covered by DanielR on Twitter, the increasing use of the ancient UAZ platform is proving problematic for Russian forces. Thin steel panels do nothing to protect against strikes even from the lightest quadcopters employed by Ukrainian forces. The UAZ is also not fast, nor particularly stable or maneuverable at speed. That makes it incredibly difficult for a crew traveling in a Bukhanka to evade or escape attack from incoming high-speed FPV drones.
The design of the fuel tanks doesn’t help, either. They’re mounted under the vehicle on each flank, where they can easily be punctured or ignited by enemy fire. And like the rest of the vehicle, the fuel tanks are completely unarmored. Aiming for the broadside of a Bukhanka is a surefire way to take it out of action.
This wouldn’t be such a problem for logistical use in rear areas far from active combat, but these vehicles have increasingly been pressed into delivery duties near the front lines, hauling ammo, soldiers, and supplies. As a result, burnt-out Bukhankas are becoming an increasingly common sight in Ukraine. Typically, they’re taken out by small drones flown by Ukrainian forces. In turn, the Bukhankas have adopted cage armor as a basic form of defense, though how effective it is remains an open question.
9. Ukrainians talk about Bukhankocide. “One of the roads of death for Russian logistics. Almost all transportation is on loaves and golf carts. Thanks to the good work of drones & artillery all the field roads and woods are littered with burned-out cars.”https://t.co/NbgoEuUBLU pic.twitter.com/NNC00QodvF
— DanielR (@DanielR33187703) June 5, 2024
Since the war began in 2022, open source intelligence tells us that Russian forces have lost tanks, trucks, and infantry fighting vehicles in their thousands. And yet, despite its weaknesses, the Bukhanka remains present on the battlefield. Why? Because it’s cheap, and it’s available. Russian forces are scrambling for every vehicle they can get, and new Bukhankas cost less than 1.5 million rubles ($16,800 USD). In wartime, that’s sometimes all that matters. For similar reasons, Russian forces have also been making significant use of Chinese-sourced “golf carts” as reported by Forbes.
Ultimately, it’s hard to imagine an equivalent in Western terms, but let’s take a shot anyway. Imagine if the US Army was resupplying troops from 1965 Ford Econolines. It’d be an odd look for modern warfare. the Econoline isn’t really in the same class as the Bukhanka, but it’s eerie how reminiscent the Russian van is of the 1960s Ford design.
11. Russians say they desperately need Loaves to deliver supplies & transport personnel because there are no other resources. That is, they are not using armored vehicles because they do not have them. What happened to russia’s huge store of armoured vehicles? pic.twitter.com/jSl4ROC6Fu
— DanielR (@DanielR33187703) June 5, 2024
Social media today is full of explicit videos from the front lines of the Russian invasion. Discretion is advised before one goes researching in this area.
By no means is The Autopian a war news outlet. Regardless, it’s newsworthy that one of the oldest vehicles currently in production has become a staple of a “superpower” in a major conflict. In much the same way as the Toyota Hilux became infamous as a “technical” (a civilian vehicle converted for battlefield use), the Bukhanka is making a name for itself in the turmoil of this European battlefield. Unless there is some grand change in Russian industry or the status of the war, expect Bukhankas to keep winding the roads behind the front lines, where they will remain easy targets. For a strained Russian logistics effort, better options appear hard to come by.
Image credits: UAZ, Ford
Just the set of wheels you need to operate a unprotected line in Ariel Parity. Going anywhere that even smelled like combat zone in one of those would be a bottom 3 job for me. You would have a longer lifespan Calvary charging a trench with a broadsword.
Just loafing around on a lazy Friday morning.
Dude. I’m so baked.
Just loafing around on a lazy Friday morning.
Dude. I’m so baked.
Having ridden in one as a taxi in St. Petersburg, they are cheap, reliable, and have about the same creature comforts of a power wheels kids toy
Having ridden in one as a taxi in St. Petersburg, they are cheap, reliable, and have about the same creature comforts of a power wheels kids toy
That last one is a crusty loaf.
That last one is a crusty loaf.
Bright orange is not recommended for military users.
“LT, we need a diversion! Someone to draw fire!”
“PVT Snuffy, get the loaf and head west!”
The new guy in the red uniform, Pvt Expendable
Bright orange is not recommended for military users.
“LT, we need a diversion! Someone to draw fire!”
“PVT Snuffy, get the loaf and head west!”
The new guy in the red uniform, Pvt Expendable
Live. Laugh. Loaf.
Apparently, Loaves are not very compatible with laughing. Or living, for that matter
***Live(d), Laugh(ed), Loaf(ed)?
Loafed: lunched(but good)
Lef(t)
Live. Laugh. Loaf.
Apparently, Loaves are not very compatible with laughing. Or living, for that matter
***Live(d), Laugh(ed), Loaf(ed)?
Loafed: lunched(but good)
Lef(t)
I so want one of those orange expedition models with an engine swap. I do not think that my wife would let me spend the money. My kid liked riding in one in Mongolia a few years back.
I so want one of those orange expedition models with an engine swap. I do not think that my wife would let me spend the money. My kid liked riding in one in Mongolia a few years back.
Where else but “the breadbasket of the world” would you most expect to find a loaf?
Where else but “the breadbasket of the world” would you most expect to find a loaf?
Another old design still holding out is the Kia KM450 used by South Korea, which debuted way back in 1962 as the Jeep (S)J-Series
Another old design still holding out is the Kia KM450 used by South Korea, which debuted way back in 1962 as the Jeep (S)J-Series
I love the Loaf, I saw my first one in person in Norway several years back.
It is a little unit!
I love the Loaf, I saw my first one in person in Norway several years back.
It is a little unit!
It’s a cool little vehicle- for civilian use. But sending people into combat situations inside one of these is just plain military malpractice.
We’re a long way from the slick, sleek, too-advanced-to-believe Red Oktober and Firefox.
Same could be said of Humvees in frontline combat and for COIN operations.
On both sides of the conflict everyone is getting drafted, they don’t give enough of a shit to get people to willingly join, how much of a shit do you think they have to give about their soldier’s wellbeing?
I would rather drive through a combat zone in a HumVee- even an old, 80’s one- than I would in a tin can, which is what the Loaf really is.
Just hope it’s not an urban combat zone, if you ever had to pull off a U-turn in a Humvee your enemies would have enough time to have a smoke before you get turned around, then RPG your ass.
Good point. But most of this war has been fought in the fields- I think RU is afraid of urban combat.
It’s a cool little vehicle- for civilian use. But sending people into combat situations inside one of these is just plain military malpractice.
We’re a long way from the slick, sleek, too-advanced-to-believe Red Oktober and Firefox.
Same could be said of Humvees in frontline combat and for COIN operations.
On both sides of the conflict everyone is getting drafted, they don’t give enough of a shit to get people to willingly join, how much of a shit do you think they have to give about their soldier’s wellbeing?
I would rather drive through a combat zone in a HumVee- even an old, 80’s one- than I would in a tin can, which is what the Loaf really is.
Just hope it’s not an urban combat zone, if you ever had to pull off a U-turn in a Humvee your enemies would have enough time to have a smoke before you get turned around, then RPG your ass.
Good point. But most of this war has been fought in the fields- I think RU is afraid of urban combat.
The translation from theposting n Russian above, per Google:
Yuri Mezinov writes about two seriously wounded of our fighters, who took people out of Ocheretino.
Here are photos of the loaf where the guys evacuated the locals. Fpv drone. The city is mercilessly ironed with khokhls of all types of weapons, while there are still more than 50 civilians who need to be taken out.
Over the past two weeks, Yura hit a mine on his armored car (minus Patriot), another Uaz from their transport group got into a serious accident and now this is the situation.
One of my subscribers transfers another loaf at the disposal of Yura (and therefore the evacuation team) right now. I will give to Yura’s disposal 500 thousand rubles from the NZ, which I formed from the donations of my friends, other trustees will add more – Yura needs an armored car.
Cars on the front are a consumable.
If you want to help, you know:
Sber
The translation from theposting n Russian above, per Google:
Yuri Mezinov writes about two seriously wounded of our fighters, who took people out of Ocheretino.
Here are photos of the loaf where the guys evacuated the locals. Fpv drone. The city is mercilessly ironed with khokhls of all types of weapons, while there are still more than 50 civilians who need to be taken out.
Over the past two weeks, Yura hit a mine on his armored car (minus Patriot), another Uaz from their transport group got into a serious accident and now this is the situation.
One of my subscribers transfers another loaf at the disposal of Yura (and therefore the evacuation team) right now. I will give to Yura’s disposal 500 thousand rubles from the NZ, which I formed from the donations of my friends, other trustees will add more – Yura needs an armored car.
Cars on the front are a consumable.
If you want to help, you know:
Sber
Forgive me if I don’t feel bad for Putin’s invading army – except for the fact that most of the individuals who make up those forces are not doing so voluntarily and are losing their lives 100% unnecessarily.
So much this. Putin did this, and he can stop it.
That’s quite the conundrum, not feeling bad for X army when you do feel bad for the majority of the individuals that make up X army.
I do feel bad, for both sides, it doesn’t mean there are not corrupt assholes in charge on both sides, rather I believe that innocent people shouldn’t be forced to kill and or die for a conflict ran by corrupt assholes.
Wait, are you “both-sides”-ing the clear-cut issue of one country invading its peaceful neighbor??
Just like the D-day celebrations, remembering a conflict with good people on both sides LOL
Sure, there’s the convicted felon, but Biden is old!! Yeah, they both have issues
These MAGA idiots, I swear..
One country ruled by corrupt assholes, invading another country ruled by corrupt assholes, and both countries forcing innocent people to kill and or die for this conflict between two groups of corrupt assholes.
Russia is in the wrong. That doesn’t mean it’s suddenly a great thing to kill Russian conscripts. We were wrong to Invade Vietnam, that doesn’t mean it was suddenly a great thing to kill US draftees.
Ukraine is a horribly corrupt country, same with Russia, that doesn’t mean your average person is corrupt, just that more likely than not the people that wield power over your average person are corrupt, and sadly it’s you’re average person who suffers the most because of it.
Watch enough people die in war and you’ll lose your blind support for any side of a conflict. Unless you’re a warmonger.
What in G-d’s arse does Ukrainian corruption have to do with Russian invasion? Back when Trumpty Dumpty was in the White House handing out pardons and deals to his cronies, you could say the American government was plenty corrupt – would you have been OK with Trudeau marching his mounties down to DC to take him down?
I swear, some people…
That innocent people are having to kill and or die for it against their will.
If your country is so great and so worth fighting for you don’t need a draft, the draft is there because you can’t make the case for enough people to fight for your cause so you have to threaten them with throwing them in a cage and or death to get them to risk their lives.
How do you think the war would look if they had no draftees? Russia’s strategy is built on sending in hardly trained conscripts as “feelers” to get killed so that the next wave of slightly more experienced conscript soldiers has a better understanding of the layout of the battlefield, then when they get get killed they send in the next experienced conscripts, all to gather the most intel so when they send in their special forces that they lose as few of them as possible.
Misappropriation of aid funds by corrupt Ukrainian politicians has led to defenses not being built up which has led to the Russians advancing in spite of the sorry state of their military and their equipment.
The Ukrainians are better armed, better funded, better equipped, etc. so why haven’t they kicked the Russians out already? Has that question not popped into your mind?
Without conscripts the Russians would have massive losses of their better trained more experienced fighters, which would horribly limit their ability to advance.
Without conscripts the Ukrainians would actually have to make it worth it for people to join their military, who want’s to fight and die for a bunch of corrupt assholes?
Russia invaded Ukraine under false pretenses. No Russian invasion = Ukraine can deal with their own corruption as they see fit (or not).
>>>Misappropriation of aid funds by corrupt Ukrainian politicians
Pretty sure I know what news channel you subscribe to. Also, pretty sure you will not provide any proof of this misappropriation short of the bullshit Tucker spews.
>>>Without conscripts the Ukrainians would actually have to make it worth it for people to join their military, who want’s to fight and die for a bunch of corrupt assholes?
A good percentage of Ukrainian soldiers are volunteers. But Fox News won’t tell you that.
I don’t own a TV, nor do I even really watch TV. Your assumption that I do tells me about where you get your “news” from
BBC, NYT, etc. not good enough for you?
Yep, and a good amount of “military aged” males are being forced into vans by military personnel on both sides. Both armies should be entirely filled with people who have voluntarily joined, not people forced against their will to do so.
But Capt. Orange sez he can stop that war in a couple of days.
Right. Just like he made Covid go away. WTF?
God help us and the Union…
I would propose an alternative…
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102800/
I do feel bad for them. Their army is full of people who’ve been fed nothing but propaganda, then pushed into service.
I guess that goes for all armies, but that’s another topic altogether.
Yes, but also no? Propaganda is twisting or misrepresenting the truth to align with a political ideology. I think the Russians are being fed 100% grass fed bull$h!t
It’s really easy to feed those who open their mouths willingly. 95% of the Russian “conscripts” don’t deserve your pity.
As the famous saying goes, the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. They’ve let Putin rule the roost for what, two decades now? I feel bad for them individually, but collectively this is the reality they (and their parents) brought upon themselves.
In the interest of keeping our Autopian wonderland apolitical, I’ll avoid any analysis of the goings on in any other country in the world.
“They’ve let Putin rule the roost for what, two decades now?”
Well if the guy you don’t like gets rid of his most threatening critics by having them killed I’m pretty sure you’d “let” him rule too.
Not if you’re an army of 140 million.
Putin has overwhelming support of the majority of Russians. Don’t let the stolen election and murdered opposition leaders fool you.
An ARMY of 140 million? Does Ukraine know this?
Don’t be dense. If Russians wanted Putin out, they’d have him out.
You don’t know your Russian history do you?
I can assure you I know it a lot better than you do.
Forgive me if I don’t feel bad for Putin’s invading army – except for the fact that most of the individuals who make up those forces are not doing so voluntarily and are losing their lives 100% unnecessarily.
So much this. Putin did this, and he can stop it.
That’s quite the conundrum, not feeling bad for X army when you do feel bad for the majority of the individuals that make up X army.
I do feel bad, for both sides, it doesn’t mean there are not corrupt assholes in charge on both sides, rather I believe that innocent people shouldn’t be forced to kill and or die for a conflict ran by corrupt assholes.
Wait, are you “both-sides”-ing the clear-cut issue of one country invading its peaceful neighbor??
Just like the D-day celebrations, remembering a conflict with good people on both sides LOL
Sure, there’s the convicted felon, but Biden is old!! Yeah, they both have issues
These MAGA idiots, I swear..
One country ruled by corrupt assholes, invading another country ruled by corrupt assholes, and both countries forcing innocent people to kill and or die for this conflict between two groups of corrupt assholes.
Russia is in the wrong. That doesn’t mean it’s suddenly a great thing to kill Russian conscripts. We were wrong to Invade Vietnam, that doesn’t mean it was suddenly a great thing to kill US draftees.
Ukraine is a horribly corrupt country, same with Russia, that doesn’t mean your average person is corrupt, just that more likely than not the people that wield power over your average person are corrupt, and sadly it’s you’re average person who suffers the most because of it.
Watch enough people die in war and you’ll lose your blind support for any side of a conflict. Unless you’re a warmonger.
What in G-d’s arse does Ukrainian corruption have to do with Russian invasion? Back when Trumpty Dumpty was in the White House handing out pardons and deals to his cronies, you could say the American government was plenty corrupt – would you have been OK with Trudeau marching his mounties down to DC to take him down?
I swear, some people…
That innocent people are having to kill and or die for it against their will.
If your country is so great and so worth fighting for you don’t need a draft, the draft is there because you can’t make the case for enough people to fight for your cause so you have to threaten them with throwing them in a cage and or death to get them to risk their lives.
How do you think the war would look if they had no draftees? Russia’s strategy is built on sending in hardly trained conscripts as “feelers” to get killed so that the next wave of slightly more experienced conscript soldiers has a better understanding of the layout of the battlefield, then when they get get killed they send in the next experienced conscripts, all to gather the most intel so when they send in their special forces that they lose as few of them as possible.
Misappropriation of aid funds by corrupt Ukrainian politicians has led to defenses not being built up which has led to the Russians advancing in spite of the sorry state of their military and their equipment.
The Ukrainians are better armed, better funded, better equipped, etc. so why haven’t they kicked the Russians out already? Has that question not popped into your mind?
Without conscripts the Russians would have massive losses of their better trained more experienced fighters, which would horribly limit their ability to advance.
Without conscripts the Ukrainians would actually have to make it worth it for people to join their military, who want’s to fight and die for a bunch of corrupt assholes?
Russia invaded Ukraine under false pretenses. No Russian invasion = Ukraine can deal with their own corruption as they see fit (or not).
>>>Misappropriation of aid funds by corrupt Ukrainian politicians
Pretty sure I know what news channel you subscribe to. Also, pretty sure you will not provide any proof of this misappropriation short of the bullshit Tucker spews.
>>>Without conscripts the Ukrainians would actually have to make it worth it for people to join their military, who want’s to fight and die for a bunch of corrupt assholes?
A good percentage of Ukrainian soldiers are volunteers. But Fox News won’t tell you that.
I don’t own a TV, nor do I even really watch TV. Your assumption that I do tells me about where you get your “news” from
BBC, NYT, etc. not good enough for you?
Yep, and a good amount of “military aged” males are being forced into vans by military personnel on both sides. Both armies should be entirely filled with people who have voluntarily joined, not people forced against their will to do so.
But Capt. Orange sez he can stop that war in a couple of days.
Right. Just like he made Covid go away. WTF?
God help us and the Union…
I would propose an alternative…
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102800/
I do feel bad for them. Their army is full of people who’ve been fed nothing but propaganda, then pushed into service.
I guess that goes for all armies, but that’s another topic altogether.
Yes, but also no? Propaganda is twisting or misrepresenting the truth to align with a political ideology. I think the Russians are being fed 100% grass fed bull$h!t
It’s really easy to feed those who open their mouths willingly. 95% of the Russian “conscripts” don’t deserve your pity.
As the famous saying goes, the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. They’ve let Putin rule the roost for what, two decades now? I feel bad for them individually, but collectively this is the reality they (and their parents) brought upon themselves.
In the interest of keeping our Autopian wonderland apolitical, I’ll avoid any analysis of the goings on in any other country in the world.
“They’ve let Putin rule the roost for what, two decades now?”
Well if the guy you don’t like gets rid of his most threatening critics by having them killed I’m pretty sure you’d “let” him rule too.
Not if you’re an army of 140 million.
Putin has overwhelming support of the majority of Russians. Don’t let the stolen election and murdered opposition leaders fool you.
An ARMY of 140 million? Does Ukraine know this?
Don’t be dense. If Russians wanted Putin out, they’d have him out.
You don’t know your Russian history do you?
I can assure you I know it a lot better than you do.