What Car Do You Find Yourself Defending The Most? Autopian Asks!

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We all contain multitudes, don’t we? That’s from the title of a novel I’ve never read and if I’m honest I don’t really get the significance of, but somehow it seemed like a good way to start this, because all of us as car lovers do have multitudes of ideas and feelings about all sorts of cars. And alongside the cars we love and admire and hate and revile there are those cars that, while they may not be our favorites, they’re cars that we feel strangely protective about. Cars that we have to speak up and defend when we hear them maligned, because deep down we know they deserve better.

I suspect we all have cars like this, leaking oil in the parking lot of our mind. Cars that we find ourselves in a genuine argument defending, as part of our brains float up and above, watching the conflict, wondering, hey, how did I get here? Why am I yelling at a dude for talking shit about a car I’ve never even owned? And yet here we are.

Mercedes told me for her that car is the Smart ForTwo, and I get that. She’s owned several, and they’re often the target of ridicule, undeserved, I think. For me, I think there’s two: the Fiat 500L, which I’ve defended on these very pages, and also the Yugo, which takes an extraordinary amount of bullshit from the world at large, and I think, needs me to defend it.

I once made a whole video defending this car, which I now own:

Man, now I’m getting worked up again, just imagining all the slights and eye rolls and dismissive comments that Yugos and 500Ls are inspiring, just by being mentioned. But I don’t think I’ll ever stop defending them.

Why am I like this? Who the hell knows? But I bet I’m not alone. I bet almost all of you have some sort of car you will always defend, and I want to know what they are, and why they make you feel the way you do, and how you defend them – everything. I want to know everything, always, forever.

So please tell me.

 

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255 thoughts on “What Car Do You Find Yourself Defending The Most? Autopian Asks!

  1. R51 (3rd gen) Nissan Pathfinder.
    People LOVE to shit on Nissans because of CVTs, Altimas, Titans, and whatever else makes themselves feel better about what they are driving.

    Then they get to the Pathfinder:

    Abysmal MPG
    IFS/IRS
    Rear door handles not kid-approved
    No off-road chops like the Xterra
    Lost its way from the original
    Ass end wallows like a walrus trying to get back to the water…
    I’ve heard them all.

    I’ve heard it all.
    But I have taken paths (see what I did there) that 4Runners would not.
    I have been able to add winch, bumper, side rails, lights, radio, upsized brakes, power adders. I use it to help with Recovery and Rescue for events in WVA. Before I took the back seats out, it transported 7. It has front and rear AC (separate). I have off-roaded with heated seats. It is a good vehicle.

    Though few people will modify it the way I will, it is a durable beast. Still, they persist.
    Look around the next time you are at a stoplight. You will see one. Your mind may ‘not see it’ because it doesn’t draw attention, but it is there.

    You need to seat 7 for under 6k? Get a 2012 Nissan Pathfinder. Do the maintenance. You will be driving it in 2030 with no worries.

    1. You see, the Pathfinder may be a comfortable, durable, long-lasting, and reasonably capable vehicle, but it’s not actually difficult to find a vehicle that checks all of those boxes without having to suffer through these:
      “Abysmal MPG
      IFS/IRS
      Rear door handles not kid-approved
      No off-road chops like the Xterra
      Lost its way from the original
      Ass end wallows like a walrus trying to get back to the water…”

      Being a decent vehicle does not prevent it from being a singularly uncompetitive vehicle.

      1. Is it?
        It has been out of production 12 years. I genuinely would like to know what is on your list of “comfortable, durable, long-lasting, and reasonably capable” from that era that is around today. Even better if it is in the same price range.

        The point, though, is that I have to defend it.
        15-20 MPG stock isn’t REALLY abysmal for a BOF SUV
        IFS/IRS makes for pleasant on-road driving relative to solid axles
        My kids can reach them now. When they couldn’t, I was putting them in car seats anyway.
        It is only slightly less capable than an Xterra
        The original was a BOF SUV based on the hardbody. This is a BOF SUV that shares the F-Alpha platform with the Xterra, Frontier, Titan, and Armada of their day.
        $180 in different rear dampers solves this.

    2. I liked those, specially if you can find one with a V8. They’re thin on ice and people know what they’ve got, just like V8 Explorers from that era.

      1. From what I have learned, the V8 was in dealer allotments only for 2008. 2009-2012 were customer-order. The V8 was only in the LE version. For a hair more, you could have gotten an Armada, so they sat.
        I saw a guy that claimed his 2012 V8 was one of 20 for that year, and I have few doubts.

    3. I still see a lot of these around. A little awkward looking, but not bad. I used to see one that was slightly lifted with what looked like 32’s, it looked really good.

      I love that they could come with the V8, I only learned that tidbit a few years ago.

      I think the IRS is the worst thing about them.

  2. I used to defend non-turbo Subaru’s as some of the most reliable cars ever made. I know of so many of them that got to 200K miles with nearly no repairs along the way. Then somebody pointed out to me that every one I had experience with was made in Japan and not Indiana…

      1. I know of several late 90’s – early 2000’s examples that got into the 200K’s without every having any engine related issues, however every one of these was the single cam 2.5 base engine. Maybe it’s just barely reliable enough for that engine but starts to fail with more power?

        1. I accidentally drove my EJ253 powered Forester (07) for two months without a water pump. Temp sensor is in the crossover tube which gets air cooled enough to keep the gauge in the green.

        1. No clue, I wish I did. I’m guessing that differentiates where it was built? It was an Impreza, not sure if that narrows it down.

    1. I had a 2011 NA Impreza with a 6-speed and it was a very reliable car. Made in Japan, and when I picked it up from the dealer the news coming in about the 2011 Tōhoku earthquake and tsunami.

  3. I used to defend non-turbo Subaru’s as some of the most reliable cars ever made. I know of so many of them that got to 200K miles with nearly no repairs along the way. Then somebody pointed out to me that every one I had experience with was made in Japan and not Indiana…

      1. I know of several late 90’s – early 2000’s examples that got into the 200K’s without every having any engine related issues, however every one of these was the single cam 2.5 base engine. Maybe it’s just barely reliable enough for that engine but starts to fail with more power?

        1. I accidentally drove my EJ253 powered Forester (07) for two months without a water pump. Temp sensor is in the crossover tube which gets air cooled enough to keep the gauge in the green.

        1. No clue, I wish I did. I’m guessing that differentiates where it was built? It was an Impreza, not sure if that narrows it down.

    1. I had a 2011 NA Impreza with a 6-speed and it was a very reliable car. Made in Japan, and when I picked it up from the dealer the news coming in about the 2011 Tōhoku earthquake and tsunami.

    1. We prefer, nay INSIST our cars be seriously deficient in two or more categories.

      We recite our oath to it before every meeting, it just sounds much more noble in Latin.

      1. I mean, I get it. I own a vehicle that has less passenger room than a golf cart and whose tires turn to rocks below 50 degrees, but at some point you need something that can carry kids and function in winter.

        1. You can install winter tires and a car seat in a Miata!

          Sorry, I tried to defend your opinion on full size trucks but I went back to my old ways.

      2. Every vehicle is seriously deficient in two or more categories, whether you like it or not. In the case of V10omous’s crew cab long bed gasser pickup, it’s quite good at all things except:
        Fuel economy(quite poor)
        Parking(quite large, remarkably doodoo turning radius)

        1. You’re right for my specific truck, but I include in my statement stuff like the F150 or Tundra hybrids which are much shorter than my truck and also get significantly better mileage.

          1. Absolutely true. There are also EcoDiesels, 3.0 Powerstrokes, and 3.0 Duramaxes that legitimately deliver compact car fuel economy in a fullsize pickup. Of course, I would characterize all three of those as being significantly deficient in the reliability/longevity department. V6 Tundras are also looking similarly bad at this juncture. You win some, you lose some.

          2. I can understand the attraction… but I personally find even regular F150 punishment to drive – hard to climb into, bulky on the road, a pain to park.

    2. I can only speak for myself when disagreeing with that (and yes, I ride in them all the time, as I work with Contractors all of the time). Is Autopian made up of people like me or did Autopian shape us?

      1.  Is Autopian made up of people like me or did Autopian shape us?

        The first one.

        Car enthusiasts on the internet have hated expensive “inauthentic” trucks for as long as there has been an internet.

        The editorial slant of this site is less extreme on this than most other places, which is why I find myself here. The commenters are the same though.

        1. I was very young when I learnt/decided that the higher trim levels are the ones to get – of any vehicle.

          If you spend any significant time in that vehicle, it should be comfortable and feature full.

          And buying second hand is the way to go on the higher trims. They cost more than base models to buy new. But resale tends to see the price difference between base and high trim models seem to come together as one.

          I’m not a truck guy. Never have been. But I also grew up in Australia – where the “pick-up truck” didn’t really exist… we used Utes. (Half truck / Half car)

          I *think* that the people who complain about trucks complain about their fuel usage. I can’t even argue that point however, as my daily sedan has a big ol’ LS3 V8 in it – and at 16.3 MPG (all driving, since July 2017 – never reset it), I am in the “bad boy” category.

          However, you’ll never take my car away from me.

          1. If you spend any significant time in that vehicle, it should be comfortable and feature full.

            Yes, 100%. There’s such an undercurrent of “cheap = good” in enthusiast circles, which I don’t agree with but can at least understand, but it quickly bleeds into “cheap = virtuous” which is ridiculous and unjustifiable. My truck can do just as much work as any crank window vinyl seat regular cab, but because I can be comfortable while doing it, it’s somehow less authentic.

            I *think* that the people who complain about trucks complain about their fuel usage.

            That’s part of it for sure, but since so many here drive fast cars that are inefficient themselves, they have to use things like size or hood height that don’t really affect them to justify the hate. I suspect the real reason is that big trucks code as conservative in this country, and the majority of the commenters are liberal. To defend those drivers’ buying choices seems adjacent to defending their political beliefs, which I find unfortunate in the extreme.

            1. I think your work on these comment boards has softened, or altered, my stance on big trucks.

              At this point, my ire is mostly at the Big 3, who chose to use their lobbying power and economic clout to create a regulatory scheme that makes resource-guzzling trucks the most profitable vehicles to sell and simultaneously the most practical commuter vehicles to buy. I understand why people use F-150s as family sedans; it’s a rational choice in much of this country.

              I still want to stab every owner who deliberately deletes all the emissions equipment off their diesel truck.

              1. For the last 80 years, a plurality of Americans have preferred to drive a V8 powered, BOF, RWD based vehicle.

                It’s unfortunate that for the last 30-40 years, their choice has basically been limited to large trucks and SUVs.

          2. I also find that shelling out for the niceties up front saves money on the back end because I’m not looking to upgrade six months after I buy. That’s how I ended up with a truck pushing 10 years old when my previous vehicles never stuck around past about 5. I paid the money to get what I wanted in the first place (and I realize I was fortunate to be in a financial position to do so) and now I haven’t felt the need to replace it in almost a decade.

        2. Hey, you’re possibly responsibly for my view of full-size trucks to upgrade from “I hate them all” to “I willing to accept these large trucks if the owner needs, or even just really really loves them”. We may not change but we can soften, lol.

          I’ll add that while I like the purposefulness of a bare bones truck and their nostalgia related value, I’m not going to beat someone up for wanting their daily driver to not feel like a damn U-Haul rental inside. That seems silly.

    3. I can see why you feel that way, and I begrudgingly agree. Luxury, durability, capability, all in one.

      That being said I think most people’s issue with High Trim Full-Size Trucks is that their proliferation is directly responsible for the lack of cheap new long bed single and or extended cab Full-Size Trucks, and it has spread to Mid-Size Trucks as well.

      1. That is true in the sense that people have voted with their wallets for the trucks they actually want to drive, and it’s overwhelmingly not the ones you favor. I disagree that this is the reason they get so much hate in comment sections though.

        Finally, I will point out that regular cabs and long beds are still offered in some half tons and in all HD models.

        1. Not entirely, as Footprint rule factors into it quite a bit, as well as the Chicken Tax.

          “Some” being the operative word. No single cab or extended cab F-150 Lightning, which is actually a new automobile I would buy (which is very rare for me).

    4. I used to hate on full size pickups because I bought into the typical “only used as cars”, “poor utility compared to…”, all the arguments you hear. I was a small car guy through and through. However, you and others have convinced me that people are allowed to drive what they want to drive and it’s not my place to crap on them for it. My small car isn’t towing a large RV or a decent boat, or any of the other fun things you can do with your truck. Your truck isn’t fitting into that tiny parking space downtown. It doesn’t matter though because you’re out having fun while I’m paying $20 to park. Enjoy your truck.

    5. I have no problem with high-trim full size trucks EXCEPT that they have caused the Raptor to cost EIGHTY THOUSAND dollars. It’s absolutely absurd to not have a lower trim Raptor available.

      1. They basically made everything standard recently because that’s how they were getting ordered.

        You used to be able to get them at basically an XLT trim level, and even an extended cab, but I guess there wasn’t much demand for those trucks.

        1. It is frustrating that they removed the option. When the Gen 2 released you could almost buy a Nissan Versa for the price of the upgrade from base to luxury trim.

    6. Indeed, while sure trucks might rarely get used as trucks, they do sometimes.Even if it’s once a year, that’s still way more than the vast majority of sports cars that will never see a track. That’s not counting the millions of fleet trucks being used as designed all the time.
      The shitbox loving crowd here will never boo a sports car, but will take any chance they can get to shit on pickup trucks.

    7. Hmmm… Oversized, inefficient, MORE DANGEROUS to other drivers and pedestrians, handle and brake poorly, pain in the ass to park, SKIRT MOST EMISSIONS REGULATIONS. They deserve all the vilification and more.

    1. We prefer, nay INSIST our cars be seriously deficient in two or more categories.

      We recite our oath to it before every meeting, it just sounds much more noble in Latin.

      1. I mean, I get it. I own a vehicle that has less passenger room than a golf cart and whose tires turn to rocks below 50 degrees, but at some point you need something that can carry kids and function in winter.

        1. You can install winter tires and a car seat in a Miata!

          Sorry, I tried to defend your opinion on full size trucks but I went back to my old ways.

      2. Every vehicle is seriously deficient in two or more categories, whether you like it or not. In the case of V10omous’s crew cab long bed gasser pickup, it’s quite good at all things except:
        Fuel economy(quite poor)
        Parking(quite large, remarkably doodoo turning radius)

        1. You’re right for my specific truck, but I include in my statement stuff like the F150 or Tundra hybrids which are much shorter than my truck and also get significantly better mileage.

          1. Absolutely true. There are also EcoDiesels, 3.0 Powerstrokes, and 3.0 Duramaxes that legitimately deliver compact car fuel economy in a fullsize pickup. Of course, I would characterize all three of those as being significantly deficient in the reliability/longevity department. V6 Tundras are also looking similarly bad at this juncture. You win some, you lose some.

          2. I can understand the attraction… but I personally find even regular F150 punishment to drive – hard to climb into, bulky on the road, a pain to park.

    2. I can only speak for myself when disagreeing with that (and yes, I ride in them all the time, as I work with Contractors all of the time). Is Autopian made up of people like me or did Autopian shape us?

      1.  Is Autopian made up of people like me or did Autopian shape us?

        The first one.

        Car enthusiasts on the internet have hated expensive “inauthentic” trucks for as long as there has been an internet.

        The editorial slant of this site is less extreme on this than most other places, which is why I find myself here. The commenters are the same though.

        1. I was very young when I learnt/decided that the higher trim levels are the ones to get – of any vehicle.

          If you spend any significant time in that vehicle, it should be comfortable and feature full.

          And buying second hand is the way to go on the higher trims. They cost more than base models to buy new. But resale tends to see the price difference between base and high trim models seem to come together as one.

          I’m not a truck guy. Never have been. But I also grew up in Australia – where the “pick-up truck” didn’t really exist… we used Utes. (Half truck / Half car)

          I *think* that the people who complain about trucks complain about their fuel usage. I can’t even argue that point however, as my daily sedan has a big ol’ LS3 V8 in it – and at 16.3 MPG (all driving, since July 2017 – never reset it), I am in the “bad boy” category.

          However, you’ll never take my car away from me.

          1. If you spend any significant time in that vehicle, it should be comfortable and feature full.

            Yes, 100%. There’s such an undercurrent of “cheap = good” in enthusiast circles, which I don’t agree with but can at least understand, but it quickly bleeds into “cheap = virtuous” which is ridiculous and unjustifiable. My truck can do just as much work as any crank window vinyl seat regular cab, but because I can be comfortable while doing it, it’s somehow less authentic.

            I *think* that the people who complain about trucks complain about their fuel usage.

            That’s part of it for sure, but since so many here drive fast cars that are inefficient themselves, they have to use things like size or hood height that don’t really affect them to justify the hate. I suspect the real reason is that big trucks code as conservative in this country, and the majority of the commenters are liberal. To defend those drivers’ buying choices seems adjacent to defending their political beliefs, which I find unfortunate in the extreme.

            1. I think your work on these comment boards has softened, or altered, my stance on big trucks.

              At this point, my ire is mostly at the Big 3, who chose to use their lobbying power and economic clout to create a regulatory scheme that makes resource-guzzling trucks the most profitable vehicles to sell and simultaneously the most practical commuter vehicles to buy. I understand why people use F-150s as family sedans; it’s a rational choice in much of this country.

              I still want to stab every owner who deliberately deletes all the emissions equipment off their diesel truck.

              1. For the last 80 years, a plurality of Americans have preferred to drive a V8 powered, BOF, RWD based vehicle.

                It’s unfortunate that for the last 30-40 years, their choice has basically been limited to large trucks and SUVs.

          2. I also find that shelling out for the niceties up front saves money on the back end because I’m not looking to upgrade six months after I buy. That’s how I ended up with a truck pushing 10 years old when my previous vehicles never stuck around past about 5. I paid the money to get what I wanted in the first place (and I realize I was fortunate to be in a financial position to do so) and now I haven’t felt the need to replace it in almost a decade.

        2. Hey, you’re possibly responsibly for my view of full-size trucks to upgrade from “I hate them all” to “I willing to accept these large trucks if the owner needs, or even just really really loves them”. We may not change but we can soften, lol.

          I’ll add that while I like the purposefulness of a bare bones truck and their nostalgia related value, I’m not going to beat someone up for wanting their daily driver to not feel like a damn U-Haul rental inside. That seems silly.

    3. I can see why you feel that way, and I begrudgingly agree. Luxury, durability, capability, all in one.

      That being said I think most people’s issue with High Trim Full-Size Trucks is that their proliferation is directly responsible for the lack of cheap new long bed single and or extended cab Full-Size Trucks, and it has spread to Mid-Size Trucks as well.

      1. That is true in the sense that people have voted with their wallets for the trucks they actually want to drive, and it’s overwhelmingly not the ones you favor. I disagree that this is the reason they get so much hate in comment sections though.

        Finally, I will point out that regular cabs and long beds are still offered in some half tons and in all HD models.

        1. Not entirely, as Footprint rule factors into it quite a bit, as well as the Chicken Tax.

          “Some” being the operative word. No single cab or extended cab F-150 Lightning, which is actually a new automobile I would buy (which is very rare for me).

    4. I used to hate on full size pickups because I bought into the typical “only used as cars”, “poor utility compared to…”, all the arguments you hear. I was a small car guy through and through. However, you and others have convinced me that people are allowed to drive what they want to drive and it’s not my place to crap on them for it. My small car isn’t towing a large RV or a decent boat, or any of the other fun things you can do with your truck. Your truck isn’t fitting into that tiny parking space downtown. It doesn’t matter though because you’re out having fun while I’m paying $20 to park. Enjoy your truck.

    5. I have no problem with high-trim full size trucks EXCEPT that they have caused the Raptor to cost EIGHTY THOUSAND dollars. It’s absolutely absurd to not have a lower trim Raptor available.

      1. They basically made everything standard recently because that’s how they were getting ordered.

        You used to be able to get them at basically an XLT trim level, and even an extended cab, but I guess there wasn’t much demand for those trucks.

        1. It is frustrating that they removed the option. When the Gen 2 released you could almost buy a Nissan Versa for the price of the upgrade from base to luxury trim.

    6. Indeed, while sure trucks might rarely get used as trucks, they do sometimes.Even if it’s once a year, that’s still way more than the vast majority of sports cars that will never see a track. That’s not counting the millions of fleet trucks being used as designed all the time.
      The shitbox loving crowd here will never boo a sports car, but will take any chance they can get to shit on pickup trucks.

    7. Hmmm… Oversized, inefficient, MORE DANGEROUS to other drivers and pedestrians, handle and brake poorly, pain in the ass to park, SKIRT MOST EMISSIONS REGULATIONS. They deserve all the vilification and more.

  4. The Vega.
    Mainly because that gives me a chance to dump on GM for the cheap-out decisions that turned it from a cheap car into a joke.

    or, maybe I’m just a bit of a troll when I encounter a brand loyalist

  5. The Vega.
    Mainly because that gives me a chance to dump on GM for the cheap-out decisions that turned it from a cheap car into a joke.

    or, maybe I’m just a bit of a troll when I encounter a brand loyalist

  6. I’ve been defending Saturn as a whole for 30 years. Yes, I was defending Saturn as a 10-year-old. I was a weird kid.

    By this point, I think the S-Series has mostly received its deserved respect amongst a good portion of the general public and enthusiast community. However, I feel the L-Series never quite got its due, especially with the L81 V6. It was a solid car, entertaining to drive, a surprisingly roomy interior, plastic front fenders and doors (rear quarters were steel), and it came in a wagon. I’d argue it wasn’t more successful due to lousy marketing. A lot of people at the time weren’t even aware the car existed.

    Was it an independent product like the S-series? No.
    Did it have some quality issues? Yes.
    Was it as engaging as an Accord or reliable as a Camry? No.

    However, if you put it up against the Malibu, Taurus, Grand Am, Sonata, etc., I would argue it was the better car.

      1. A ’94 SW2 (in Blue-Black with a 5-speed, that was the year they got the Pontiac/Lotus airbag steering wheel, but they still had the original dash and mouse-motor seatbelts) was the first brand-new car my parents bought during my lifetime. I still remember the day spent at the dealership, which had a boring play area for kids—it was Saturn of Santa Ana, the world’s first Saturn dealer, which was pictured in their brochures at the time.

        It was a hardy little thing, never gave any real trouble, and the plastic body panels kept it looking newer longer than average for the mid-’90s, but they eventually had to swap it out for something bigger when my brother’s feet hit a size 11 or so and he could no longer get them in and out of the back doors…

        1. We also had a 1994 SW2 in blue-black with the grey cloth interior. Power windows, locks, traction control & ABS and the four-speed auto because my mom can’t drive stick. My mom and I shared that car when I started driving while my dad drove the ’98 SL2.

          1. And now it’s long gone, I am sure. Thanks to you and Autonerdery for reminding me that the Blue-Black is even nicer than Forest Green, although that color is so achingly 1994 that I might still prefer it.

    1. There you are, my friend, my people. (Excellent username for this discussion as well.)

      I miss Saturn dearly. I grew up going to those showrooms, seeing the wall of delivery polaroids, and the rock-solid simple mechanicals of three different S-series in my family, including my first car.

      My second car was an Ion, which everyone looks at as “a worse Cobalt”. While the sedan was a bit awkward at times, I liked the quirks that set it apart, especially in quad coupe form. If I could take my Volt drivetrain and driving experience and stuff it into my old Ion’s packaging, that’d pretty much be my ideal car.

      My mom had an L-series and I didn’t mind it; I think the pre-facelift was more unique looking, and post-facelift was Saturn starting to lose some of its identity (though the Saturn logo pattern in the grille was pretty fantastic). That L300 was my sister’s first car and it tanked its way through a deer on the highway with only some damage in the grille.

      And then, yeah. The culture. Not just the cars, but Saturn as an idea. God, I miss it.

      Meanwhile I work with people who are 15 years younger than me and their firsthand experience with Saturn was an editing project in college.

  7. I’ve been defending Saturn as a whole for 30 years. Yes, I was defending Saturn as a 10-year-old. I was a weird kid.

    By this point, I think the S-Series has mostly received its deserved respect amongst a good portion of the general public and enthusiast community. However, I feel the L-Series never quite got its due, especially with the L81 V6. It was a solid car, entertaining to drive, a surprisingly roomy interior, plastic front fenders and doors (rear quarters were steel), and it came in a wagon. I’d argue it wasn’t more successful due to lousy marketing. A lot of people at the time weren’t even aware the car existed.

    Was it an independent product like the S-series? No.
    Did it have some quality issues? Yes.
    Was it as engaging as an Accord or reliable as a Camry? No.

    However, if you put it up against the Malibu, Taurus, Grand Am, Sonata, etc., I would argue it was the better car.

      1. A ’94 SW2 (in Blue-Black with a 5-speed, that was the year they got the Pontiac/Lotus airbag steering wheel, but they still had the original dash and mouse-motor seatbelts) was the first brand-new car my parents bought during my lifetime. I still remember the day spent at the dealership, which had a boring play area for kids—it was Saturn of Santa Ana, the world’s first Saturn dealer, which was pictured in their brochures at the time.

        It was a hardy little thing, never gave any real trouble, and the plastic body panels kept it looking newer longer than average for the mid-’90s, but they eventually had to swap it out for something bigger when my brother’s feet hit a size 11 or so and he could no longer get them in and out of the back doors…

        1. We also had a 1994 SW2 in blue-black with the grey cloth interior. Power windows, locks, traction control & ABS and the four-speed auto because my mom can’t drive stick. My mom and I shared that car when I started driving while my dad drove the ’98 SL2.

          1. And now it’s long gone, I am sure. Thanks to you and Autonerdery for reminding me that the Blue-Black is even nicer than Forest Green, although that color is so achingly 1994 that I might still prefer it.

    1. There you are, my friend, my people. (Excellent username for this discussion as well.)

      I miss Saturn dearly. I grew up going to those showrooms, seeing the wall of delivery polaroids, and the rock-solid simple mechanicals of three different S-series in my family, including my first car.

      My second car was an Ion, which everyone looks at as “a worse Cobalt”. While the sedan was a bit awkward at times, I liked the quirks that set it apart, especially in quad coupe form. If I could take my Volt drivetrain and driving experience and stuff it into my old Ion’s packaging, that’d pretty much be my ideal car.

      My mom had an L-series and I didn’t mind it; I think the pre-facelift was more unique looking, and post-facelift was Saturn starting to lose some of its identity (though the Saturn logo pattern in the grille was pretty fantastic). That L300 was my sister’s first car and it tanked its way through a deer on the highway with only some damage in the grille.

      And then, yeah. The culture. Not just the cars, but Saturn as an idea. God, I miss it.

      Meanwhile I work with people who are 15 years younger than me and their firsthand experience with Saturn was an editing project in college.

  8. Probably number one is my unlikely role as a cheerleader for the Toyota Sienna and Honda Odyssey. If you take some of the passion out of your search for a car, NOTHING beats these vehicles. Want a cup holder near your hands at all time? Want more horsepower than your Mustang had in high school? Want the kids to shut up and watch a movie while you use the cupholders and horsies? Want the cops to not care what you do on the road at all? GET A SIENNA OR ODYSSEY.

    Also I love the 3rd Gen Camaro/Firebird and I don’t have a mullet. You don’t need a mullet. Stop assuming you have to have a mullet to drive a Camaro. It may add a few horsepower, but it’s not like the breathing device you need to start your Challenger.

    1. As somebody who is interested in engineering, packaging, practicality, and efficiency, I like minivans.

      As somebody who works on his own vehicles, I detest any vehicle with a transverse v6, especially minivans that tend to tuck the engine back under the windshield.

      Considering station wagons exist, are cooler anyways, and are possible to change the spark plugs on, I cannot recommend a minivan to anybody.

    2. Truly, my dad’s 2014 Sienna shocked me. You mean this 4,500 pound vehicle gets 250 horsepower from a V6 while my 5,500 pound ’97 4.6l V8 Ford Econoline gets 215?

      I will say, I hate how touchy the Sienna’s gas pedal was from a stop, but other than that…yeah, wow. Plenty of power and very well-designed overall.

  9. Probably number one is my unlikely role as a cheerleader for the Toyota Sienna and Honda Odyssey. If you take some of the passion out of your search for a car, NOTHING beats these vehicles. Want a cup holder near your hands at all time? Want more horsepower than your Mustang had in high school? Want the kids to shut up and watch a movie while you use the cupholders and horsies? Want the cops to not care what you do on the road at all? GET A SIENNA OR ODYSSEY.

    Also I love the 3rd Gen Camaro/Firebird and I don’t have a mullet. You don’t need a mullet. Stop assuming you have to have a mullet to drive a Camaro. It may add a few horsepower, but it’s not like the breathing device you need to start your Challenger.

    1. As somebody who is interested in engineering, packaging, practicality, and efficiency, I like minivans.

      As somebody who works on his own vehicles, I detest any vehicle with a transverse v6, especially minivans that tend to tuck the engine back under the windshield.

      Considering station wagons exist, are cooler anyways, and are possible to change the spark plugs on, I cannot recommend a minivan to anybody.

    2. Truly, my dad’s 2014 Sienna shocked me. You mean this 4,500 pound vehicle gets 250 horsepower from a V6 while my 5,500 pound ’97 4.6l V8 Ford Econoline gets 215?

      I will say, I hate how touchy the Sienna’s gas pedal was from a stop, but other than that…yeah, wow. Plenty of power and very well-designed overall.

  10. Porsche 996! Everyone bags on the headlights and IMS. Both concerns are badly overblown. It’s a brilliant car to drive, and far superior to the air cooled cars before it.

    1. As a non-Porsche person, the 996 is probably the one I would buy if I had to. But I think I’d be doing it partially to troll the Porsche fans, so I’m not sure that counts as a good thing. 😉

  11. Porsche 996! Everyone bags on the headlights and IMS. Both concerns are badly overblown. It’s a brilliant car to drive, and far superior to the air cooled cars before it.

    1. As a non-Porsche person, the 996 is probably the one I would buy if I had to. But I think I’d be doing it partially to troll the Porsche fans, so I’m not sure that counts as a good thing. 😉

  12. The Dodge Journey!

    Was it an outdated, mediocre built, unexciting lump of a car that offered a snooze-inducing driving experience? Yes, all of those things.

    But towards the end, they were the best option for many families.

    Let me explain: In the days leading up to covid, banks weren’t terribly generous with thier lending to people without the best credit, especially on older (cheaper) cars.

    So, very often I’d find myself taking care of customers that had a very strict budget, and not the best credit in the world. If someone had a budget of 400 bucks a month, I knew I’d be dealing with a high-teens interest rate on whatever 10 year old 100,000 mile minivan or suv they liked. Trouble was, banks dont like to loan on cars older than 8 years old, or with over 100,000 miles, often putting a nice reliable vehicle either out of reach or at a payment they could barely afford.

    Enter the Journey. Dodge would do absolutely terrific terms on these, and they were extremely forgiving of rough credit, sometimes even offering a cash rebate to offset high interest, or flat out just giving an awesome rate to the borrower.

    So if someone came in with 4 kiddos to haul around and a 580 credit score, they would come in expecting to pay 500 a month for a 10 year old highlander at 22 percent interest…….Or, they could get a brand new 7 seater with a full warranty with a 10 percent rate.

    Overworked dads, tired moms, kids that had never been in a car newer than a 1995, I would see their faces light up in disbelief when I’d pull up a brand new bright red Journey.

    I keep tabs on all my customers, and most of them that got into one of these tell me thats when their luck started turning around. No more suprise repairs draining thier bank account. No more adding oil every other fuel stop. No more dropping off thier kids in a rusty old caravan.

    The journey sucked as a car, but I watched that one machine bring happiness to a lot of lives.

    So the Journey, at least to me, was a damn good vehicle.

      1. That’s just popular internet meme regurgitation. Early Journeys weren’t the best, sure, but most of the problematic things got fixed pretty early in the run. By the 2014 update, they were as solid as anything else. These things get abused to hell and back and there are tons still out there on the road.

        The 4 cylinder/4 speed auto/Front drive $19,999 bad credit specials were the best of them. They didnt make enough power to hurt anything.

        1. I will freely admit that I have no personal experience with Dodge Journeys, and I could be wrong about them.

          But I do have personal experience with newer Fiat Chrysler products being steaming garbage. And the only thing I’ve heard about Dodge Journey reliability(I haven’t been looking by any means) is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpiLWLVWA5Q
          Showing the engine replacement in a not-that-old Dodge Journey that was absolutely nuked.

          Come to think of it, it wasn’t just that. I’ve had family friends buy a Journey and end up keeping it for maybe six months because it was that bad of a lemon.

          1. That’s one of the early ones, but also, that 2.4l was an engine shared with mitsubishi, and put in everything from Wranglers to Patriots, to avengers, Pt Cruisers, Chrysler 200s, basically anything dodge or mitsubishi built in the late 2000s. THere were kajillions of them made, so you’re going to have stinkers. I’m not a Chrysler apologist, I ran a garage for 10 years and Ive been selling them another 8. They definitely made some stinkers, as did every other manufacturer.

            The Journey, whether with a 2.4 or a 3.6 was not one of them.

            That’s the odd thing about reputations about car companies. People will buy Subaru’s and Nissan’s because they’re Japanese and that means “quality” and literally every other Nissan Titan we send to the auction with internal engine problems, a 2010-2020 Pathfinder to us is worse than a Yugo, and Subaru appears to have forgotten how to build both an engine and transmission. It boggles my mind how many people trust Kia’s and Hyundais to be reliable because of top reliability ratings in Consumer Reports, while every Kia/Hyundai store in the country has waiting lists for replacement engines.

      2. Not even 100k minivans, at least in Canada Chrysler offered a similarly priced Grand Caravan with a proper third row instead of the pair of jump seats the Journey has. I believe you got the cheap van too (the American Value Package), but it might not have been the mainstay the Canada Value Package was.

        1. Nope we sold a lot of AVP Caravans too! But I dont find myself defending them, because anyone smart knows minivans are the best, and anyone that hates on them I don’t care to waste time on lol

          1. The more basic Grand Caravan was also the last “civilian” (as opposed to commercial or mobility-prep package) minivan to not have a console between the front seats so you could get in, shut the sliding door, strap the kids in out of the rain and get in the driver’s seat Millennium Falcon-style.

    1. I rented one in Hawaii once. It was definitely a car. But it was a useful one, and it didn’t suck nearly as much as I thought it would. And boy did it have work to do to convince me, because you might imagine I was NOT a happy camper when they rolled up in that bad boy.

      In all, it was my passport to see Hawaii (big island) and it did that job admirably. I totally understand the freedom that can come from taking on a new car payment to avoid the sort of bad luck repair work that some families are a magnet for. Getting a Journey under warranty was a solid choice for a lot of families who needed something with a lot of seatbelts. I wish there was still something comparable out there for those that need it.

    2. I used to hate the Journey, then I realized exactly what you’re describing: it’s not a great car, but it was a new car that was inexpensive enough that it could get people and families out of a cheap old beater and into something more reliable–with a warranty. Plus, it seats seven! I look at the Mitsubishi Mirage or the Nissan Versa in the same way. They aren’t going to blow you away with anything, but they’re an attainable new car for a lot of folks who might otherwise be driving a beater. When you depend on your car to get to work every day, it’s nice to have something you can count on. And if it goes wrong within the first few years, there’s a warranty so you aren’t paying out of pocket for repairs. Not sure about Dodge/Nissan/Mitsubishi, but a lot of dealerships will give you a loaner if your car is in for warranty repair, another potential win.

  13. The Dodge Journey!

    Was it an outdated, mediocre built, unexciting lump of a car that offered a snooze-inducing driving experience? Yes, all of those things.

    But towards the end, they were the best option for many families.

    Let me explain: In the days leading up to covid, banks weren’t terribly generous with thier lending to people without the best credit, especially on older (cheaper) cars.

    So, very often I’d find myself taking care of customers that had a very strict budget, and not the best credit in the world. If someone had a budget of 400 bucks a month, I knew I’d be dealing with a high-teens interest rate on whatever 10 year old 100,000 mile minivan or suv they liked. Trouble was, banks dont like to loan on cars older than 8 years old, or with over 100,000 miles, often putting a nice reliable vehicle either out of reach or at a payment they could barely afford.

    Enter the Journey. Dodge would do absolutely terrific terms on these, and they were extremely forgiving of rough credit, sometimes even offering a cash rebate to offset high interest, or flat out just giving an awesome rate to the borrower.

    So if someone came in with 4 kiddos to haul around and a 580 credit score, they would come in expecting to pay 500 a month for a 10 year old highlander at 22 percent interest…….Or, they could get a brand new 7 seater with a full warranty with a 10 percent rate.

    Overworked dads, tired moms, kids that had never been in a car newer than a 1995, I would see their faces light up in disbelief when I’d pull up a brand new bright red Journey.

    I keep tabs on all my customers, and most of them that got into one of these tell me thats when their luck started turning around. No more suprise repairs draining thier bank account. No more adding oil every other fuel stop. No more dropping off thier kids in a rusty old caravan.

    The journey sucked as a car, but I watched that one machine bring happiness to a lot of lives.

    So the Journey, at least to me, was a damn good vehicle.

      1. That’s just popular internet meme regurgitation. Early Journeys weren’t the best, sure, but most of the problematic things got fixed pretty early in the run. By the 2014 update, they were as solid as anything else. These things get abused to hell and back and there are tons still out there on the road.

        The 4 cylinder/4 speed auto/Front drive $19,999 bad credit specials were the best of them. They didnt make enough power to hurt anything.

        1. I will freely admit that I have no personal experience with Dodge Journeys, and I could be wrong about them.

          But I do have personal experience with newer Fiat Chrysler products being steaming garbage. And the only thing I’ve heard about Dodge Journey reliability(I haven’t been looking by any means) is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpiLWLVWA5Q
          Showing the engine replacement in a not-that-old Dodge Journey that was absolutely nuked.

          Come to think of it, it wasn’t just that. I’ve had family friends buy a Journey and end up keeping it for maybe six months because it was that bad of a lemon.

          1. That’s one of the early ones, but also, that 2.4l was an engine shared with mitsubishi, and put in everything from Wranglers to Patriots, to avengers, Pt Cruisers, Chrysler 200s, basically anything dodge or mitsubishi built in the late 2000s. THere were kajillions of them made, so you’re going to have stinkers. I’m not a Chrysler apologist, I ran a garage for 10 years and Ive been selling them another 8. They definitely made some stinkers, as did every other manufacturer.

            The Journey, whether with a 2.4 or a 3.6 was not one of them.

            That’s the odd thing about reputations about car companies. People will buy Subaru’s and Nissan’s because they’re Japanese and that means “quality” and literally every other Nissan Titan we send to the auction with internal engine problems, a 2010-2020 Pathfinder to us is worse than a Yugo, and Subaru appears to have forgotten how to build both an engine and transmission. It boggles my mind how many people trust Kia’s and Hyundais to be reliable because of top reliability ratings in Consumer Reports, while every Kia/Hyundai store in the country has waiting lists for replacement engines.

      2. Not even 100k minivans, at least in Canada Chrysler offered a similarly priced Grand Caravan with a proper third row instead of the pair of jump seats the Journey has. I believe you got the cheap van too (the American Value Package), but it might not have been the mainstay the Canada Value Package was.

        1. Nope we sold a lot of AVP Caravans too! But I dont find myself defending them, because anyone smart knows minivans are the best, and anyone that hates on them I don’t care to waste time on lol

          1. The more basic Grand Caravan was also the last “civilian” (as opposed to commercial or mobility-prep package) minivan to not have a console between the front seats so you could get in, shut the sliding door, strap the kids in out of the rain and get in the driver’s seat Millennium Falcon-style.

    1. I rented one in Hawaii once. It was definitely a car. But it was a useful one, and it didn’t suck nearly as much as I thought it would. And boy did it have work to do to convince me, because you might imagine I was NOT a happy camper when they rolled up in that bad boy.

      In all, it was my passport to see Hawaii (big island) and it did that job admirably. I totally understand the freedom that can come from taking on a new car payment to avoid the sort of bad luck repair work that some families are a magnet for. Getting a Journey under warranty was a solid choice for a lot of families who needed something with a lot of seatbelts. I wish there was still something comparable out there for those that need it.

    2. I used to hate the Journey, then I realized exactly what you’re describing: it’s not a great car, but it was a new car that was inexpensive enough that it could get people and families out of a cheap old beater and into something more reliable–with a warranty. Plus, it seats seven! I look at the Mitsubishi Mirage or the Nissan Versa in the same way. They aren’t going to blow you away with anything, but they’re an attainable new car for a lot of folks who might otherwise be driving a beater. When you depend on your car to get to work every day, it’s nice to have something you can count on. And if it goes wrong within the first few years, there’s a warranty so you aren’t paying out of pocket for repairs. Not sure about Dodge/Nissan/Mitsubishi, but a lot of dealerships will give you a loaner if your car is in for warranty repair, another potential win.

  14. Suzuki’s. People REALLY like to hate on them, usually the metro/swift, but often the Tracker/Vitaras. When they start to say “REMEMBER DEM METROS WHAT A PIEEECE O SHIT” I always point out (here in the PNW at least) how many Metros are still bopping around.

    Suzuki’s felt cheap, but were usually extremely well put together. The interior of my tracker looks just terrible. The hardest of hard plastics coat every single surface, but after 250,000 extremely hard miles, I don’t have a single rattle! I’ve also been places in that thing that a 4Runner or larger could never fit, and a CRV or Rav-4 could never dream of actually making it.

    1. Back in the day I used to get lots of negative and even derogatory comments on the street and in auto parts stores about my metro. All these years later it’s different. People approach me with support and smiles when I’m tootin’ around town.

      1. I give a grin & thumbs up to anyone driving a Metro if I can catch their eye. I respect their commitment to driving a cheap cheerful car and figure they deserve some recognition.

  15. Suzuki’s. People REALLY like to hate on them, usually the metro/swift, but often the Tracker/Vitaras. When they start to say “REMEMBER DEM METROS WHAT A PIEEECE O SHIT” I always point out (here in the PNW at least) how many Metros are still bopping around.

    Suzuki’s felt cheap, but were usually extremely well put together. The interior of my tracker looks just terrible. The hardest of hard plastics coat every single surface, but after 250,000 extremely hard miles, I don’t have a single rattle! I’ve also been places in that thing that a 4Runner or larger could never fit, and a CRV or Rav-4 could never dream of actually making it.

    1. Back in the day I used to get lots of negative and even derogatory comments on the street and in auto parts stores about my metro. All these years later it’s different. People approach me with support and smiles when I’m tootin’ around town.

      1. I give a grin & thumbs up to anyone driving a Metro if I can catch their eye. I respect their commitment to driving a cheap cheerful car and figure they deserve some recognition.

  16. 6th gen Camaro. Do they have the best visibility? Nope, but it’s a trade off for the style / design choice. Is the trunk opening small? Yup, but it’s not supposed to be a pickup. Do they handle amazingly and make a wonderful sound from that proper American V8? Damn right they do.

    If you ever get a chance to drive a SS 1LE, take it. I think it’s one of the best drivers car made in recent history.

    1. I will always stan for the 3rd gen Camaro because it was the Camaro of my birth decade. Were they good cars? No, not really. I still love the way they look and how unashamed the people who own them today are about proudly cruising in the ultimate mullet mobile. If anything the people who rock them today embrace the hate. Cheap speed in a cheaply built car is as American as it gets.

  17. 6th gen Camaro. Do they have the best visibility? Nope, but it’s a trade off for the style / design choice. Is the trunk opening small? Yup, but it’s not supposed to be a pickup. Do they handle amazingly and make a wonderful sound from that proper American V8? Damn right they do.

    If you ever get a chance to drive a SS 1LE, take it. I think it’s one of the best drivers car made in recent history.

    1. I will always stan for the 3rd gen Camaro because it was the Camaro of my birth decade. Were they good cars? No, not really. I still love the way they look and how unashamed the people who own them today are about proudly cruising in the ultimate mullet mobile. If anything the people who rock them today embrace the hate. Cheap speed in a cheaply built car is as American as it gets.

  18. The Pinto, my project one which was my dad’s is still in his garage after I started on it 14 years ago (me no have garage, mmmmkay). But it was a good little for the period, and has rack and pinion steering with a fantastic front suspension design and the huuurrrrr duuuurrrr they explode people just need to knock it off.

    1. I don’t think the Pinto can escape that. I too, like the Pinto. Solid little rigs, I’m quite partial to the wagons. What I don’t like is Ford’s response to the whole thing.

        1. Wagons were not even prone to fires. But people who were not even alive back then or heard what his neighbor or friend’s cousin said will just repeat the same about Pintos…

  19. The Pinto, my project one which was my dad’s is still in his garage after I started on it 14 years ago (me no have garage, mmmmkay). But it was a good little for the period, and has rack and pinion steering with a fantastic front suspension design and the huuurrrrr duuuurrrr they explode people just need to knock it off.

    1. I don’t think the Pinto can escape that. I too, like the Pinto. Solid little rigs, I’m quite partial to the wagons. What I don’t like is Ford’s response to the whole thing.

        1. Wagons were not even prone to fires. But people who were not even alive back then or heard what his neighbor or friend’s cousin said will just repeat the same about Pintos…

  20. As the former owner of a 2005 PT Cruiser GT convertible, that is an easy question. Actually, it might not be because I also owned a 1974 Mustang II. Damn, now I’m really starting to question my life choices…

    1. You know, I don’t hate the PT Cruiser because how it looks. Thats cruel, and unfair. I hate the PT cruiser because what’s on the inside. They took the Neon, a perfectly serviceable little car, and CRAMMED all that neon goodness into this goddamn stupid narrow hood that makes every single parts replacement a goddamn bitch. Then they had the BALLS to call it a “truck” so it didn’t have to meet the same regs for safety and fuel economy a car would.

      1. 100% true. I had a good indie mechanic who worked on mine after the warranty was up. All it needed during my ownership (100k miles) was the timing belt, an A/C leak and the terrible lower motor mount job. He gave me shit about it all three times.

      2. Then they had the BALLS to call it a “truck” so it didn’t have to meet the same regs for safety and fuel economy a car would.

        To be fair to Chrysler, this is the government’s fault.

      3. The PT Cruiser is very useful to me in that way because I don’t consider unibody pickups to be Trucks, I call them Pickups or Utes.

        Then people say: ‘It’s called a Truck on Government paperwork’

        Then I say: ‘So is the PT Cruiser, do you consider the PT Cruiser a Truck?’

  21. As the former owner of a 2005 PT Cruiser GT convertible, that is an easy question. Actually, it might not be because I also owned a 1974 Mustang II. Damn, now I’m really starting to question my life choices…

    1. You know, I don’t hate the PT Cruiser because how it looks. Thats cruel, and unfair. I hate the PT cruiser because what’s on the inside. They took the Neon, a perfectly serviceable little car, and CRAMMED all that neon goodness into this goddamn stupid narrow hood that makes every single parts replacement a goddamn bitch. Then they had the BALLS to call it a “truck” so it didn’t have to meet the same regs for safety and fuel economy a car would.

      1. 100% true. I had a good indie mechanic who worked on mine after the warranty was up. All it needed during my ownership (100k miles) was the timing belt, an A/C leak and the terrible lower motor mount job. He gave me shit about it all three times.

      2. Then they had the BALLS to call it a “truck” so it didn’t have to meet the same regs for safety and fuel economy a car would.

        To be fair to Chrysler, this is the government’s fault.

      3. The PT Cruiser is very useful to me in that way because I don’t consider unibody pickups to be Trucks, I call them Pickups or Utes.

        Then people say: ‘It’s called a Truck on Government paperwork’

        Then I say: ‘So is the PT Cruiser, do you consider the PT Cruiser a Truck?’

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