What The Hell Is This?: Cold Start

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I was out driving yesterday, following a squirrel I’m pretty sure mouthed a slur at me as he ran across the street to check on a nearby acorn stash I might have taken a few from. Might! We don’t know anything for sure. Anyway, I lost his trail, but as I was trying to find my way back, I happened to notice the car you see above there. I didn’t immediately recognize it specifically, but it looks to be some sort of custom/kit car built on what could be a pickup truck chassis? I’m not exactly sure, except it was huge. And, huge in relation to the wheels, too. Honestly, the thing looked to be at least, what 50% too big? But what the hell is it? I think I have a guess, but I’m open to hearing from all of you, too.

I got a shot of the front as well:

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That script badge on the grille isn’t exactly legible, but there are a few clues we can follow here. That looks like a big oil sump below the license plate, and A-arm suspension bits, I think? You can barely see the driver’s head over that hood, too. Tires and wheels look to be modern car sizes, also.

What I think we’re looking at is a Dearborn Deuce, a company (that I think is now defunct?) that built all-steel roadster bodies for use on what I think are custom chassis, too? It’s loosely based on a ’32 Ford, hence the name, and I suspect these usually have Ford V8 power.

This particular one looks to have some custom body work – those cut-down doors, the cycle fenders, and so on. Is that what I’m looking at here? I think so, but I’m not 100% certain. Thomas thinks the passenger compartment is too far back to be a Dearborn Deuce, but I think it’s maybe just a modified one? That is a long-ass hood, though.

Also, if anyone has driven one of these, are they as ungainly as they seem? Or are those just my small car biases showing through?

Oh, how about a bonus picture of Juno, just to start the day right?

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She really wanted to take that stick inside, with the goal of chewing it up into a bown, pulpy, masticated paste and then distributing it even all over the rug. I had to tell her no, leave it outside, dummy.

41 thoughts on “What The Hell Is This?: Cold Start

  1. My first husky had this weird thing with sticks and twigs. Loved to break them apart into tiny pieces by chewing on them. Never consumed, just broke them down like the most inefficient woodchipper ever. No other dog before or since did that, though several would fetch them.

    1. Our ACD does the same thing. You’ll toss a stick for her, she’ll bring it back broken in two, you’ll toss one of the broken pieces, she’ll bring that back broken in two, repeat until mulch is all that is left and then find a new stick. She never gets board of this game.

  2. “I had to tell her no, leave it outside, dummy.”

    Do you mean that the dog is a dummy? Or that She just kept on walking with the stick into house, leaving you feel like the dummy?

    1. She managed to convince you to provide her with free room and board, plus an unlimited supply of sticks, without uttering a word.

      Who’s the dummy Torch?

      Don’t feel bad, my dog did the same thing to me. He still eats half my snacks.

  3. This is the most awesome toy ever. It must make going to the Mickey D’s drive through feel like the Mille Miglia. And gratuitous insanely cute puppy pics are always welcome!

  4. Not a Dearborn Deuce or anywhere near it. Looks homemade. Dearborn Deuce did build Roadster bodies based on 32 Ford Roadster, they were dimensionally correct but had a lift up panel to hide the convertible top.

  5. I think you have a supervillain in your area who is working out the bugs on his shrink/expand raygun. Not sure which got zapped, though, the car or the dude.

  6. The body looks like it’s shape was inspired by a Bugatti type 55 roadster but scaled up to the size of one of those huge guilded age Bugatti Royale limousines with the super long hoods.

  7. If that’s a Dearborn Deuce 32 Ford chassis, it’s been very much stretched within an inch of it’s life. My money is on homebuilt on truck chassis.

  8. Looks to me as if this is totally homebuilt. By, I must add, a really skilled metalsmith. There are, or at least used to be, a lot of people with the chops to turn out work like this. It often took years, but they could produce smooth, well-proportioned and well-finished panels. The chassis underneath could be anything, and was often whatever the builder could find.

    When I was in college (many, many, many years ago), a neighbor drove what looked remarkably like a Vintage Bentley. It wasn’t though. He built it himself, and I believe called it the “Straightley.”

    1. I once met a guy who had built a whole 1912 Mercer Raceabout replica from scratch, and it was extremely well done. The only dead giveaways were the Ford Pinto engine under the hood and the center caps on the wheels specifically stating it was a replica built by that guy (he made sure to say he wasn’t trying to pass it off as an original). He even offered to take me for a spin in it, and to this day that is the most fun car I’ve ever ridden in. That thing felt like it was going 70 when it was only going 30, and it theoretically had a top speed of over 100, which I imagine would feel like 300. It helps that there is basically no bodywork around the driver and passenger (which would have been the mechanic back in the day), so it feels like a giant go-kart on motorcycle tires.

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