Wow, A Car With Pants!: Cold Start

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I’m not sure how many of you are aware of this, but cars with denim upholstery made to look like jeans were once a big deal. Volkswagen, for example, had Jeans Beetles in 1974, then Jeans Beetle kits in mid 1974, then a 1975 Jeans Beetle, and the 1976 South African Jeans Beetle, and later the 1982, 1995 and 2000 Mexican-market Jeans Beetles. But before that came the true jeans-as-seats pioneer, the AMC Levi’s Gremlin. And there’s a commercial for this car I want to show you because I think it somehow misses the point of it all, in the best possible way.

Okay, here’s the commercial:

https://youtu.be/WX2Lg4sJInY

Everything about this commercial is incredible: the visual acuity of that first guy to be able to spot the type of seat fabric in a parked car on a sunny day from like five feet away, but what really makes this glorious is the reaction of his friends:

“PANTS!” yells his easily delighted friend, probably named Keithford or something.

“Wow, a car with pants!,” exclaims Sheila, very clearly seeing the most unexpected sight of her young, sheltered life.

The point of the Levi’s Gremlin wasn’t really “pants,” was it? The hook wasn’t that the car somehow had pants, pants in the most broad, generic sense, it was that it used jeans as upholstery. That’s an important distinction. Denim jeans were countercultural symbols, markers of effortless cool, casual, enjoyable living, and the fact that they were pants was secondary.

Everyone has pants. Pastors and presidents and pirates and parents and punks all have pants.

Who came up with this ad, thinking that what made this cool was that there were pants in the car? Also, they weren’t even pants! There’s no pants in there! And AMC didn’t call it the Pants Gremlin, because that means something very, very different.

Pants. Jeezis. The hell is wrong with you people?

57 thoughts on “Wow, A Car With Pants!: Cold Start

  1. Real missed opportunity for a car with actual pants: instead of a seatbelt to secure you in your seat, you just slide your legs into the car-pants and zip up. Maybe a vest for sporty vehicles.

  2. If a car wears pants where is it’s waist? Does it wear pants horizontally, on the belt line just below the windows? Or does it wear the pants on the back half over the back tires and but side of it’s car?

    Can someone please draw pants on a car and make a good case for them. I can’t stop imagining and I won’t stop until I see an illustration of function-able car pants!

      1. I imagine that somewhere there’s a parallel world where every car wears pants and everyone’s rite of passage is debuting to the world what style of pants they’ll choose for their car to wear.

        In that world there is someone sitting at their desk, procrastinating work by imaging a world where cars go around pants-less, with their truck nuts hanging free.

  3. Not gonna lie, one of the biggest selling points to the upcoming Volvo EX30 is the recycled denim interior for me haha. I love weird things like that, and if they let me get it in the obnoxious yellow with a blue denim interior, that is going to have to happen in a couple years.

  4. When I was a kid, one of my friends had a 66 Malibu that his mom had made demin seat covers, complete with pockets on the back of the front seats. I thought that was the coolest thing. I also coveted the Jeep CJ that was co-branded by Levi’s…

  5. My ‘71 Squareback had a denim interior. I was almost convinced to clean it up and try to restore it, but it was beyond saving at that point. Converted it back to boring black vinyl.

  6. “Officer, I’m technically wearing pants if you really think about it. Sure I’ve got my junk out but these seats are made of denim. I don’t see why everyone waiting to pick up their kids had to make such a big deal about… what’s with the handcuffs?! I thought this was America!”

    1. Now the popularity of jacked up pickups and SUVs FINALLY makes sense: If you’re high enough nobody can see you’re not wearing pants!

      (Also explains all the vaping…they just misread the memo).

  7. I love that whenever someone talks about these, they are always quick to point out it wasn’t real denim. The idea behind it was genius though, what better way to sell an interior than with the “ruggedness” of Levi Jeans.

    I’ve always wanted a Gremlin X, with the V8 and 4 speed, with a Levi interior. Pure peak 70’s gauche.

    1. Old Levi’s had much better durability than the thin denim they’re pawning off. I have some Levis that are like 30 years old, got washed at least once a week back in the day (I don’t fit into them any more) and they lasted years before any holes started to appear.

  8. The first stick shift vehicle I successfully drove was a Levi’s edition Jeep CJ. The seats were cool and all, and I can confidently state that they greatly assisted in learning proper heel-toe technique.

  9. “Pants Gremlin.” Awesome concept or nightmare fuel? Discuss.

    The refresh in 77 sharply improved the Gremlin’s appearance, bringing it more in line with the AMX-GT concept that inspired it. But never mind that, the VAM Gremlin (Mexico’s Vehiculos Automotores Mexicanos) looked WAY better with a backseat window that extended to cover most of the big triangular C-pillar sail. Really improved the overall proportions, frankly.

    Imagine that car with a 190hp 4.0. That’d be pretty sweet.

  10. Had a friend back in the 90s with a 70s Beetle with jeans seats (I don’t think they were original, though, as his car had no other branding), and boy did those get nasty after a few decades of use. Gunk sort of filled in the weave and they got stiff and stinky. It was a happy day when he found some cheap replacement vinyl seats, even though we lived in south Texas where the heat and humidity made vinyl horrible.

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